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Addicted to... Karl Pilkington

Recently I've found myself smoking a lot of weed... I mean I don't really like it that much... it's just... listening to Karl Pilkington stoned is... the most amazing thing in the world. Better than sex... better than... Wine Gums... or... Absolute Radio 60's.

I think i'm addicted to Karl Pilkington...

When he said:

"We'll give them a pan and some seeds"... the best moment of my life...

How do I remedy this. Indeed does it need to be remedied?
Reply 1
No it does not. One does not simply unfollow our great leader Karl.
Reply 2
I have watched the Ricky Gervais show every day since exams finished.

"What were them things in the Gremlins called?"
Reply 3
He is the best thing to come out the UK.
"Better than sex"... Really?
Original post by Economi


"What were them things in the Gremlins called?"


AH! Classic
Reply 7
I've met the guy!
Reply 8
He is amazing
Reply 9
Original post by Mia_baines
"Better than sex"... Really?


Yeah! Sex lasts... hmm, 20-30 seconds yeah? Well I can get endless hours out of KP, by the time I get to the end of Season 3 of The Ricky Gervais show i've forgotten most of it so start alll over again.

Ah, when Karl pretends to be the boss on a snow day... amazing.
Or when he's talking with Ricky about Sat-nav's
Or old women with seeds in their heads.

Amazing times.
Reply 10


I'd love to see Karl write a serious Philosophical book, something like "On Nature". I reckon it would be both funny and interesting!
Reply 11
Original post by Jjj90
Yeah! Sex lasts... hmm, 20-30 seconds yeah? Well I can get endless hours out of KP, by the time I get to the end of Season 3 of The Ricky Gervais show i've forgotten most of it so start alll over again.

Ah, when Karl pretends to be the boss on a snow day... amazing.
Or when he's talking with Ricky about Sat-nav's
Or old women with seeds in their heads.

Amazing times.


"go over to Jeff's and slag me off if you want, cos you're not coming back here, **** off!"

Might not have been Jeff though...
Reply 12
Original post by Jjj90
Yeah! Sex lasts... hmm, 20-30 seconds yeah? Well I can get endless hours out of KP, by the time I get to the end of Season 3 of The Ricky Gervais show i've forgotten most of it so start alll over again.

Ah, when Karl pretends to be the boss on a snow day... amazing.
Or when he's talking with Ricky about Sat-nav's
Or old women with seeds in their heads.

Amazing times.

If you don't have the XFM podcasts you need to get them. 80+ hours of material.
Reply 13
Original post by Mr Snips
If you don't have the XFM podcasts you need to get them. 80+ hours of material.


Yeah i've heard a lot of those, i'm genuinely getting cravings for KP right now. I've gotta say though, the hardest I have ever laughed in my life was watching Alan Partridge, I honestly, swear to god thought I was going to suffocate.

Damn I love hardcore laughter.
Reply 14
Original post by josh_cook
I'd love to see Karl write a serious Philosophical book, something like "On Nature". I reckon it would be both funny and interesting!



His theory on the presence of Bull**** man was marvellous. Try and Google Karl Pilkington Tattoos ... A man in my local shop has his face tattooed to him with a quote about not enjoying fun.
Reply 15
You can't beat a bit of monkey news.:biggrin:

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