Social class- how do you define it + what class am I?

Excuse me? totes? Please speak proper English my good sir.
But yes, I do love a good canopé. I am eating one now in fact, listening to Radiohead, sat on a chais long stroking the family dog as mama gets the tea sorted

ask Nanny to teach you French.

ask Nanny to teach you French.

I am learning French.

"sat on a chais long stroking the family dog "

chais means sheds where winemakers store their casks

fine. I haven't learnt that word yet so how was I meant to know?

one step at a time

"sat on a chais long stroking the family dog "

chais means sheds where winemakers store their casks

Chais, of course are plural; chai is singular. Chaise is the singular of chair or a small carriage.

So we have conjured up images of people sat on chaises longues (odd-shaped settees) mounted upon the roofs of wine warehouses, learning to improve their French and English spelling while stroking the family dog and awaiting their carriage.

They must be middle class, surely?

please accept this modest gift:

Chais, of course are plural; chai is singular. Chaise is the singular of chair or a small carriage.

So we have conjured up images of people sat on chaises longues (odd-shaped settees) mounted upon the roofs of wine warehouses, learning to improve their French and English spelling while stroking the family dog and awaiting their carriage.

They must be middle class, surely?

You think I'm middle class?

If you are currently sitting on a wine warehouse roof, yes.

No I am sitting on a chaise lounge in my dining room

What is a chaise lounge?

It's a long posh sofa-like chair

It's a long posh sofa-like chair

it is similar to a chaise longue

A bit like a chaise longue then, but perhaps lower class?