Having you as my assistant would do wonders for football. Equality etc (Plus you're awesome, aside from being an
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My lungs are probably caked in tar. I've been averaging 200 a fortnight - that is not good at all. That's 10 packs in 14 days, so about 15 a day, give or take a couple. I've switched to smoking roll-ups as well as straights now, saves me a fair amount of money, which is going towards my two weeks on a medditeranean (can't be bothered to check if that spelling is correct, it works phoenetically, that'll do) island and sip mojhitos in peace and quiet after the exams fund. Then I'll build a robot to blow **** up, then I'll do my football coaching :P
Ah, parents suck sometimes, they really do. My dad hasn't bothered to contact me for a month. Granted he's been busy working, but that's not an excuse, I'm his only son and for that matter, probably his only friend lol.
Glad you have something to keep you company at least. My nan had a budgie once and it had an awful habit of sitting on her head, taking a crap and then sodding off again.
Edit: Damned swearfilter ruined my Arsenal joke. Curses, foiled again.