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Original post by TheGreaterGood
Where does the milkman get his milk from? or does he make it himself:K:?


His van has lots and lots of udders :ms:
I love this thread :biggrin: :h::
I just shot myself. Ask me anything when I come back from the dead.
Well my milkshake brings all the diseased cats to the yard, miaowing for fatty liquid :u:
Original post by placenta medicae talpae
His van has lots and lots of udders :ms:


What a genius he is :awesome:
The pressure in my penis got so great that it just exploded like a hot dog in a microwave. Does that mean it's just as tasty? :hmmmm:
(edited 10 years ago)
I bought this fat suit for my pantomime, I think it makes me look fat...
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Is the student room open on Sundays? :K:
Original post by Obiejess
I bought this fat suit for my pantomime, I think it makes me look fat...
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OHH noo it doesn't!


Ohhh yes it does :rofl:
I went outside once! Hahaha! What a mistake! :rofl: No seriously, never do that.
Can you get pregnant from sitting on a wet seat?
Original post by placenta medicae talpae
Well my milkshake brings all the diseased cats to the yard, miaowing for fatty liquid :u:



OHHH NO it DoESN'T!
Is it sexist that loads of sperm have to try to get to just one egg?
If pizza + chips = beetroot, then what is cabbage? :hmmmm:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pig for the slaughter, Jack fell down, the lazy clown, and Jill said, "I'm not your daughter."
You thought The Cat in the Hat was scary. Well now try The Hat in the Cat. Gwan eat it, last bit of wool to go in, good kitty :poke:
Hi I'm Bassets and I'm 23. I went to the TSR meet up a virgin and I ....

came back a virgin :smug:
Didn't go to the TSR meet-up. Massively regret.
Original post by placenta medicae talpae
The pressure in my penis got so great that it just exploded like a hot dog in a microwave. Mmm tasty :sogood:



the way you worded the original one was funnier :cool:
If you wanna come stay in my caravan, just tell me for how long and also your home address, coz I like stealing from other people's property.

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