I don't want kids.
- I don't know how to interact with young children; I have zero maternal instinct and I'm not a touchy-feely person. I want to have a decent conversation and babies aren't exactly known for their intellect.
- I want to keep my looks. Getting pregnant, dealing with the pain of childbirth, being kept awake all night by screaming infants... No thanks; I don't want to put on weight, I don't want grey hairs, and I don't want wrinkles, nor do I want bags under my eyes.
- I want to keep my freedom. I like making art, eating at resturants, and watching The Walking Dead... I'm not trading that for playgrounds, McDonalds, and In The Night Garden. I want a social life and a career.
- I want to keep my money. I'm a saver; I buy what I need and I buy it for me. Having a child is very expensive; I'm not going to let anyone pester me for toys/sweets/iPhones and I'm not going to deal with the embarrassment of public tantrums.
- I want to keep clean. I'm not going to spend hours cleaning up after a baby; they leak at both ends and I don't want to walk around with puke on my shoulder. Ew.
- There's no guarantee that my children would be successful and/or like me. They could end up mixing with the wrong crowd, dealing drugs, then going to prison for murder. What am I supposed to do then? The only benefit of having children is having someone to look after you when you're older; what if your kids can't be bothered?
- Overpopulation and the fact that the world is nowhere near perfect. For the most part, I'd be bringing my offspring into a world of stupidity, bigotry, and crime.
I can't help but shake my head when people say they want more than two kids; the amount of stress involved with that would be phenomenal.
Bottom line: I want to enjoy my life; I don't want to spend it helping someone else live theirs.