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Make it More Farmer-ey !!

So in the US& A the 6th of August is Farmworker Appreciation Day :yay:

Let us combine our talents to bring in a bumper pun harvest :h:

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Reply 1
Sheepless in Seattle

'Tis Pity She's a Whorse by John Ford

Romeo and Julioat

The Maize Runner

Track-tors of my Tears - Smokey Robinson
Reply 2
Original post by Surnia
Sheepless in Seattle

'Tis Pity She's a Whorse by John Ford

Romeo and Julioat

The Maize Runner

Track-tors of my Tears - Smokey Robinson


:woo: you have been ploughing a lonely furrow Sire :yay:

horses were the tractors of yesteryear, so i guess we can include them :yep:

5 x ww:chicken:d

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Oscars for #1, #3, #4, &, #5

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Nobel Prize for Farmer Wordplay :congrats:

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the people of Harvesta are lovin' it :h:

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Herrar,
kanske du har mis****t din trätofflor ?
Stora Freja lunneflickan hittade ett par
tidigt i morse bakom laxrökningsboden.
Den låg bredvid en damgaffel.
Om du vill hämta dessa föremål
bara till receptionen och ha
en diskret pratstund med stora Hebbla.
Hon tar hand om dem i sitt speciella skåp,
tillsammans med många andra traditionella träskor,
musikinstrument och den sjungande narvalen.
Kanske föredrar du att ta bort fläckarna
från dina trätofflor innan du sätter dem igen?
Be bara stort H om att låna ut hennes Cillit Bang™-spray
och den stadiga skurborsten.

Berndt Robert Gustaf Stackelberg

Biträdande biträdande chef för saknade saker och sånt

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The Winnower Takes it All

Bring me the Raised Bed of Alfredo Garcia

Red, red Bovine
Reply 4
Original post by Fullofsurprises
The Winnower Takes it All

Bring me the Raised Bed of Alfredo Garcia

Red, red Bovine

:rave: excellent work Ma'am :girl:

i had to check that Raised Beds were used in farming, not just gardening :five:

3 x ww:chicken:d

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3 x Oscar

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Ladies' Singles Rosebowl Trophy :congrats:

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the people of Harvesta are spilling their Mjöd :afraid:

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damer,
kanske du har tappat bort din gaffel?
Big Freya lunneflickan hittade en
tidigt i morse bakom laxrökningsboden.
Det låg bredvid ett par herrar trätofflor.
Om du vill hämta denna artikel
bara till receptionen och ha
en diskret pratstund med stora Hebbla.
Hon sköter den i sitt speciella skåp,
tillsammans med många andra traditionella förkläden,
musikinstrument och den sjungande narvalen.
Kanske föredrar du att ta bort fläckarna
från din gaffel innan du sätter den igen?
Be bara stort H om att låna ut hennes Pledge™ 2-i-1 spray
och familjens storlek brillo pad.

Berndt Robert Gustaf Stackelberg

Biträdande biträdande chef för saknade saker och sånt

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Reply 5
Original post by the bear
horses were the tractors of yesteryear, so i guess we can include them :yep:

As work occasionally takes me to Newmarket I was also thinking horse-racing and stud farms...:colondollar:
Original post by the bear
:rave: excellent work Ma'am :girl:

i had to check that Raised Beds were used in farming, not just gardening :five:


Bear is famous for the quality of his research. :yep:
Reply 7
Original post by Surnia
As work occasionally takes me to Newmarket I was also thinking horse-racing and stud farms...:colondollar:

stud farms are farms i guess

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Reply 8
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Bear is famous for the quality of his research. :yep:


my time at Cambridge was not wasted :beard:
Reply 9
Original post by the bear
So in the US& A the 6th of August is Farmworker Appreciation Day :yay:

Let us combine our talents to bring in a bumper pun harvest :h:

silas.png



When we studied that we always called it Silage Manger.
Reply 10
Original post by Artjen
When we studied that we always called it Silage Manger.


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Original post by the bear
my time at Cambridge was not wasted :beard:


Indeed, it was once part of Greats I believe.
Reply 12
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Indeed, it was once part of Greats I believe.

i had an open scholarship to read Puns, Procrastination, and, Ephemera

:five:
Original post by the bear
i had an open scholarship to read Puns, Procrastination, and, Ephemera

:five:

I'm sure you wasted not a jot of your time at college on procrastinating, or mere japery. :lol:

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