I haven't been to a family wedding in over 4 years now. My Dad hates them too to be fair. My Mum and everyone else was expecting us to be at the latest one (her 3rd cousins from Milton Keynes
) And we mutually agreed to fabricate a story where we were absolutely swamped with business at my Dad's restaurant on a Sunday morning.
There was no swamp... I was on a train home.
LOL this reminds me of the time I told my parents to think a little more critically about God and some basic psychological ideas like indoctrination. No word of a lie, he didn't say a thing in response and made me sit there with him and watch Zakir Naik for 3 hours straight