Humble victim of a million lunchtimes Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee Apart in thy curdly martyrdom; As St Lawrence suffered the pangs Of the fiery griddle so dost thou Face the blistering heat required To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced Are the mouths which consume thee in the Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a And a pickled onion accompanying thee on Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie
Humble victim of a million lunchtimes Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee Apart in thy curdly martyrdom; As St Lawrence suffered the pangs Of the fiery griddle so dost thou Face the blistering heat required To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced Are the mouths which consume thee in the Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a And a pickled onion accompanying thee on Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie