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Ode to CheeseHumble victim of a million lunchtimes
Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of
Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy
Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as
The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee
Apart in thy curdly martyrdom;
As St Lawrence suffered the pangs
Of the fiery griddle so dost thou
Face the blistering heat required
To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh
Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce
Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced
Are the mouths which consume thee in the
Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a
And a pickled onion accompanying thee on
Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy
Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel
paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie -
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Re: Ode to Cheesethanks brie... i hope the bell does not toll for thee until much much later(Original post by briesandwich)
I feel I have no right to comment on this.
Spoiler:ShowBut I love your poems.
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Re: Ode to CheeseIt has the right to GET IN MAH BELLEH!(Original post by the bear)
Cheese has rights !! -
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Re: Ode to CheeseCheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality.(Original post by the bear)
Humble victim of a million lunchtimes
Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of
Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy
Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as
The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee
Apart in thy curdly martyrdom;
As St Lawrence suffered the pangs
Of the fiery griddle so dost thou
Face the blistering heat required
To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh
Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce
Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced
Are the mouths which consume thee in the
Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a
And a pickled onion accompanying thee on
Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy
Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel
paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie -
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Re: Ode to Cheesewhey to go(Original post by marcusfox)
Cheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality.
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Re: Ode to Cheeseso yoghurt would be a kind of caseinous purgatory ...(Original post by marcusfox)
Cheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality. -
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Re: Ode to CheeseNevertheless, more culture than all of Australia.(Original post by the bear)
so yoghurt would be a kind of caseinous purgatory ... -
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Re: Ode to Cheesethat's really grate... you should be a raita(Original post by marcusfox)
Nevertheless, more culture than all of Australia.Last edited by the bear; 24-02-2012 at 15:34. -
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Re: Ode to CheeseTouché. Now I feel so bleu.(Original post by the bear)
that's really grate... you should be a raita -
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Re: Ode to Cheeseyou obviously feel quite fondue of this thread(Original post by marcusfox)
Touché. Now I feel so bleu. -
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Re: Ode to CheeseYou're just a pun muenster.(Original post by the bear)
you obviously feel quite fondue of this thread
