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Original post by Mask Of Sanity
Couldn't you take it with you? Or is your uni room too small, soon to be smaller? :console:
I'll talk about your pecs then :nothing:
Is it an ornament now? I'm sure my granddad has one in a suitcase somewhere. I should borrow it and wear it to uni.
Perhaps you should start/aid one in the middle east. :rofl:
I saw a guy who used to be in my year. He was wearing a blue overall and works in a garage. :nopity:

Is your dad gonna come and carry the wardrobe all the way to warwick for me? :curious: :colonhash:
You should wear a burqah at uni and intimidate everyone from day one, wud be jokes n ting. I'll get my sister to do the same.
Stop looking at boys :hmm: What's happening with D-boy and Chooza these days doe?
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Original post by Mask Of Sanity

Original post by Mask Of Sanity
You know how to cook? :zomg: I'd have probably got a U in food tech. :nothing:

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Not properly, just little things, which aren't proper cooking tbh. :colonhash: I don't need to know, my wife cooks for me anyway. :bigsmile:

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White people seasoning :facepalm2:
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Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
Is your dad gonna come and carry the wardrobe all the way to warwick for me? :curious: :colonhash:
You should wear a burqah at uni and intimidate everyone from day one, wud be jokes n ting. I'll get my sister to do the same.
Stop looking at boys :hmm: What's happening with ****** and Chooza these days doe?


He might if you ask nicely. :colonhash:
I was thinking of doing that, at the start anyway. :tongue: Will your sister actually do the same? :nutcase: I'll be able to recognise her that way. Ask her to join that group!
I don't even know what Chooza is doing. Probably sits in McDs while skipping college 'cause he's still there doing Hairdressing or Beauty or some ****.. :colonhash:

Original post by Crazy Paving
Not properly, just little things, which aren't proper cooking tbh. :colonhash: I don't need to know, my wife cooks for me anyway. :bigsmile:

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Like what? Toast and frying eggs? 2 years ago I couldn't fry an egg. :nopity: Who's your wife? Is she ethnic? Stick to your own kind pfft. :curious:

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Original post by Mask Of Sanity

Original post by Mask Of Sanity
Like what? Toast and frying eggs? 2 years ago I couldn't fry an egg. :nopity: Who's your wife? Is she ethnic? Stick to your own kind pfft. :curious:

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Nah, dipping naan bread in mango chutney, and licking the bowl. :yep: Home made naan bread. :fyi: My wife is MOI aka Mask Of Insanity :smile:(::smile: :hand:

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Original post by Crazy Paving
Nah, dipping naan bread in mango chutney, and licking the bowl. :yep: Home made naan bread. :fyi: My wife is MOI aka Mask Of Insanity :smile:(::smile: :hand:

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Mango chutney. :yucky: Your wife must be pretty awful under that mask of hers. :plz2:

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Original post by Mask Of Sanity

Original post by Mask Of Sanity
Mango chutney. :yucky: Your wife must be pretty awful under that mask of hers. :plz2:

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Mango chutney tastes great, you *****. :yum: She is, bare burnt like, so has to keep it on. :smile:

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Original post by Crazy Paving
Mango chutney tastes great, you *****. :yum: She is, bare burnt like, so has to keep it on. :smile:

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You threw acid on here, didn't you? You bastard. :angry: And mango chutney is :yucky: You need some real spice in your life.

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Original post by Mask Of Sanity

Original post by Mask Of Sanity
You threw acid on here, didn't you? You bastard. :angry: And mango chutney is :yucky: You need some real spice in your life.

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Where's here? :mute: :pwnd: Don't have access to that sort of stuff, not like you lot, stocks of it in your bedrooms. :frown: Spice up my life then. :hubba:

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Original post by Mask Of Sanity
He might if you ask nicely. :colonhash:
I was thinking of doing that, at the start anyway. :tongue: Will your sister actually do the same? :nutcase: I'll be able to recognise her that way. Ask her to join that group!
I don't even know what Chooza is doing. Probably sits in McDs while skipping college 'cause he's still there doing Hairdressing or Beauty or some ****.. :colonhash:

He likes to chill with goriya tho and will easily choose them over me :frown:
Yeah, my sister wears it daily innit, bare gets beats if she don't. And no way :colonhash:
LOL Chooza is a sik guy. You should get his digits innit.
Original post by Crazy Paving
Where's here? :mute: :pwnd: Don't have access to that sort of stuff, not like you lot, stocks of it in yourbedrooms. :frown: Spice up my life then. :hubba:

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Her* :getmecoat: Black market, you? When did you become so street? Sure :sexface:

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Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
He likes to chill with goriya tho and will easily choose them over me :frown:
Yeah, my sister wears it daily innit, bare gets beats if she don't. And no way :colonhash:
LOL Chooza is a sik guy. You should get his digits innit.


Join in. Team up. Something. Do you want your wardrobe or not? Make sacrifices :colonhash:
No she doesn't. She aint no desert dweller. :colonhash:
I'll find him in the nearest shisha bar after 6 and get his digits for you. :shifty:
Original post by Mask Of Sanity
Join in. Team up. Something. Do you want your wardrobe or not? Make sacrifices :colonhash:
No she doesn't. She aint no desert dweller. :colonhash:
I'll find him in the nearest shisha bar after 6 and get his digits for you. :shifty:


Nah man, my mum will batter me if she findz out i chill with ppl that chill with goreh :frown:
She does. I can show you pics.
Yeah get them and we'll prank him :rofl2:
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
Nah man, my mum will batter me if she findz out i chill with ppl that chill with goreh :frown:
She does. I can show you pics.
Yeah get them and we'll prank him :rofl2:


We were in Subway and dad said to me "your mum's so racist". Runs in the family. :sigh:
Go on then. :holmes:
How long has it been since you've mass pranked? :rofl:
Original post by Mask Of Sanity
We were in Subway and dad said to me "your mum's so racist". Runs in the family. :sigh:
Go on then. :holmes:
How long has it been since you've mass pranked? :rofl:


LOL your old man is a G.

There she is :smile:
And toooooooo long.
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
LOL your old man is a G.

There she is :smile:
And toooooooo long.


I know. Or at least, he likes to think he is. :rofl:
Don't you be taking the piss outta her. :colonhash:
You should! Humour yourself. :shades:

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