worst trends at the moment

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I think denim shirts can burn and should never, ever be combined with jeans

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I vomit in my mouth when I see fat people squeezing themselves into skinny fit clothing

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I stab myself in the thigh to stop myself from screaming at stupid men who fall for fat girls in skinny fit clothing or "naked" colour clothing

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guys wearing oversized shirts has to stop

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people wearing all of the buttons done up has to stop

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velvet blazers have to be put away

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vintage clothing should only be worn if it's good vintage clothing like a decent old Dior dress

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everyone needs to stop combining bad shades of mustard yellow and navy blue and experiment with other good contrasting colours

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florescent colour clothing needs to go

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hobo clothing needs to stop. it's not ironic, you just look retarded.

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people wearing two different varieties of animal-skin clothing simultaneously [e.g. leopard with tiger] should be executed

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shirts with patterns on them need to stop

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saggy-crotched jeans

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jeans with crappy "designer" names printed on them in size 180 font [bench, crosshatch, etc. I'm looking at you]

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jeans with excessive stitching and stupid patches and finally jeans that sit lower than the hip all need to be destroyed

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people need to stop dying their hair that "comic relief" red

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bad patterned jumpers shouldn't be made, much less be worn

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people wearing six slightly different shades of cream instead of adding SOME colour contrast need to realise that they look boring and poor

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boat shoes, brogue pattern shoes, tasseled loafers, overstylised converse trainers, all white trainers, clunky masculine shoes on women, doc martins, ugg boots

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girls in heels they really haven't learned how to walk in yet, denim trainers

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anything excessively fluffy or furry that isn't a scarf or hooded winter coat

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sequined/glittery tote bags

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anything with "paul's boutique" on it; barber jackets in general

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print t-shirts [usually white] with random, washed-out/cross-processed photos of architecture and bull**** like "paris fashion haute couture" written on it in some gross font

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shoes the same colour as trousers

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owls; any random frigging animals on tops and so on

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twitter

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bad paisley

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corduroy. I ****ing hate corduroy

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skinny white boys in tank tops

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brown elbow patches/shoulder patches on coloured sweaters. brown elbow patches belong on tweed.

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wax jackets. you aren't gamekeepers or farmers, you're city people.

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fat people in general. please stay indoors. it's where you'd rather be anyway. if you must come outside, jog to work instead of taking up more than any one person's fair share of space on the underground. and take a bath more often, jesus. I know that's not a trend, don't give a crap. come @ me.