Pretend to be a damsel in distress. So walk into the room, pretend to stumble when you're arms reach away from him and hopefully he'll catch you in his arms. While in his arms, look lovingly into his eyes and say, "you saved me, you're my hero". If everything goes as planned you two will eventually fornicate, get married and live happily ever after.
(Original post by geetar)
Oh my god, I know what to do exactly. Go on a website called www.thestudentroom.co.uk, click on a section called 'advice on everyday issues', and make a thread asking for advice.
Best advice ever. Why didn't the OP think of this?