TSR Larry David Society

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

It's all in the name, really.

Larry David is quite clearly the best person on the planet. This society will faithfully worship the ground he steps on - even the toilet seat that he sits on (though such a perfect lifeform has surely evolved beyond the need to excrete).

Well, let's get to it! What's the best thing about Larry David?

Reply 1

foxo

Larry David is so fantastic. Look at him doing his "Levitating Wife" trick:

Reply 2

foxo

And don't forget Jeff!

Reply 3

Johnny 5

"Are you Jewish?"

"Wanna check my penis?"

Reply 4

Johnny 5

Don't forget Jeff's wife, you ****ing schmuck.

Reply 5

foxo

Ah, but of course, you four-eyed ****.

Reply 6

foxo

I think my favourite episode is probably "The Doll". I haven't seen season five yet though.

Reply 7

Johnny 5

The Doll is legendary. The ending is just... wow.

Reply 8

Mr @

**** you! carwash ****!

Reply 9

Johnny 5

IMDB has quotes by the bucket, and who am I to refuse?

Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it?
Jeff Greene: I'm not a pauser, I don't like pausing.
Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll miss it.
Jeff Greene: I'll rewind it when you come back.
Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away!
Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it!

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Larry David: Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you?
Cheryl: I *do* know how to play telephone.
Larry David: Oh, do you?
Cheryl: Yeah, but I usually play the "G" version. It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane."
Larry David: The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits!"