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Is This The Perfect Man? (Pics)

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Original post by Temporality
He has his hands behind his back to signify his submissive attitude :smile:. This is also exemplified by his wearing a teatowel over his loins.

Doesn't sound like the perfect man for me :lol:
Original post by Arkasia
No nipples.

0/10.


Nipples are great
Original post by LaMandarine
Doesn't sound like the perfect man for me :lol:

haha. :wink:
Original post by Pomum96
Nipples are great


Nipples are a requirement.
Original post by Temporality
He has his hands behind his back to signify his submissive attitude :smile:. This is also exemplified by his wearing a teatowel over his loins.


Maybe he is just a chef with a dodgy back?
Original post by Arkasia
Nipples are a requirement.


Absolutely, amigo.
Ok now I feel too aware of my nipples :frown:
Original post by Pomum96
Absolutely, amigo.
Ok now I feel too aware of my nipples :frown:


I feel aware of your nipples too..

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Original post by Arkasia
Maybe he is just a chef with a dodgy back?

Well. The possibilities for what he has been up to are endless.

e.g. His girlfriend may have walked in on him 'doing the dirty' and he may just have grabbed the nearest available towel. And he may just be hiding his mistress from view, behind his back...
Original post by Arkasia
I feel aware of your nipples too..

Spoiler



I'm scared of them
He'll just make me feel bloated
Original post by Temporality
Well. The possibilities for what he has been up to are endless.

e.g. His girlfriend may have walked in on him 'doing the dirty' and he may just have grabbed the nearest available towel. And he may just be hiding his mistress from view, behind his back...


Uh how on earth did you manage to write an entire fan fiction from a picture of a chocolate man?

Original post by Pomum96
I'm scared of them


Don't be. Embrace them. Psychologically and physically :tongue:
Original post by Arkasia
Uh how on earth did you manage to write an entire fan fiction from a picture of a chocolate man?




Because I am a huge fan of cheating chocolate men and their girlfriends. Obviously :confused:
Dem trunks =G
Original post by Temporality
Because I am a huge fan of chocolate men and their cheating girlfriends. Obviously :confused:


I can tell :tongue:
Original post by James A
naughty, ForgetMe!


:blush:
Original post by ForgetMe
:blush:


:spank:

don't blush :sly:
Original post by James A
:spank:

don't blush :sly:


:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :p: :colone:
Ladies ladies I'm so much better
Reply 58
Original post by Jimmyforeal
Ladies ladies I'm so much better


Jimmy don't be rustled
Reply 59
When are you planning to eat this perfect man?

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