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Hallowe'en Haiku

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What's with Ebola?
The **** is getting around
Yikes! Slutty nurse here
Original post by Arkasia
Halloween is great
It is the one night per year
When I look normal


:emo:

Very nice.
Reply 42
the knife scrapes the eyes
of the orange-clad victim
it's Jack O'Lantern
(edited 9 years ago)
I am Baron Swag
get money **** witches yo
Drac is my homeboy
(edited 9 years ago)
Set fire to the rain
Adele is on X Factor
2spooky4me
White sheets stained yellow
Am I a ghost or phantom?
No, I am R-Kelly.
Halloween haiku? that sounds nice. I take part in this threat!

A pumpkin on sill
has shown an evil face with laugh
Its halloween time!

EDIT: I don't know what is wrong in the second line. My hypenation program has shwon that every word there has one syllable.
(edited 9 years ago)
Reply 47
Original post by Kallisto
Halloween haiku? that sounds nice. I take part in this threat!

A pumpkin on sill
has shown an evil face with laugh
It is halloween time!



this is outrageously flagrant syllable stuffing :fuhrer:

5-7-5

not

5-8-6

:puke:
Reply 48
dull gitmo orange
squatting at sullen aisle ends
we await the knife
C'est le temps d'année,
les personnes prennent aux rues,
D'avoir sex coquin
Reply 50
Original post by Arkasia
White sheets stained yellow
Am I a ghost or phantom?
No, I am R-Kelly.


ask your GP
Reply 51
Original post by L'Evil Fish
C'est le temps d'année,
les personnes prennent aux rues,
D'avoir sex coquin


chez toi peut-être

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Original post by the bear
ask your GP


My GP is dead
He caught ebola last night
From a sexy nurse
Original post by the bear
chez toi peut-être

:rave:

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J'espère :wink:

Jk
Halloween, it was
Spooked by my costume they were
I didn't have one
Original post by Birkenhead
Halloween, it was
Spooked by my costume they were
I didn't have one


Yes.

Spoiler

Reply 56
badly carved pumpkin
an ancient folk tradition
since 1970
Reply 57
Original post by the bear
badly carved pumpkin
an ancient folk tradition
since 1970

This is a fantastic haiku.
Reply 58
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
Yes.

Spoiler



Haiku post you must
Seek the ancient verse you shall
Do there is no try
Reply 59
Every Halloween
Kids shout through my letterbox
**** right off dickheads

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