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Would you rather £500 cash or one Night with Kim Kardashian?

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Jesus Christ, the cash, unless Kardashian could give me some introductions.

(Let's ignore selling on the story or tape. I expect she would sue you anyway, as a low-value male it would damage her image.)

Reply 41

LonelyDemon

She's touched Kanye West so £500

Reply 42

MrMango

Original post by Safiya122

yeah but with someone like kim kardashian? come on you'd be able to do so much better she's hardly got a good reputation.

Are you joking shes one of the most lusted woman on the planet.. id give my left but for a hand job

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Reply 43

Safiya122

Original post by MrMango

Are you joking shes one of the most lusted woman on the planet.. id give my left but for a hand job

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Don't get why she is though, I think there's women out there who deserve a lot more attention than her. She's not exactly a good role model, well that's my personal opinion but whatever.

£500

Original post by SnoochToTheBooch

Fashionable to hate on Kim Kardashian these days but I would absolutely ****ing cave her **** in. I'd pay a lot more than 500 quid to have my way with that big fat arse.

If you want an arse like that why not just pick up an obese woman in a club?

Her arse is disgusting. If this was about Beyoncé I'd understand but she actually looks like she's wearing a nappy.

Reply 46

TolerantBeing

Original post by MrMango

Are you joking shes one of the most lusted woman on the planet.. id give my left but for a hand job

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Not really.

Reply 47

username917703

Original post by TolerantBeing

Her arse is disgusting.

Agreed, and it's not even the fact it's big. It's the fact it's pure fat and on top of really skinny legs. It looks weird. I am a fan of fuller figured women so it's not that.

Reply 48

MrMango

Original post by Wilfred Little

Agreed, and it's not even the fact it's big. It's the fact it's pure fat and on top of really skinny legs. It looks weird. I am a fan of fuller figured women so it's not that.

I would personally be kims butt cleaner free of charge.

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Reply 49

Jammy Duel

You mean this is a question?
What sort of rational person wouldn't take the money?

Reply 50

username457532

£500. Always. For two reasons:

1. I need the money.
2. When I have sex with someone I want them to want to be having sex with me. I get the impression Kim K wouldn't choose me so...

Reply 51

Professor Purple

£500 lol. But my word, there are so many bitter girls on TSR!

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Reply 52

Professor Purple

Original post by Jammy Duel

You mean this is a question?
What sort of rational person wouldn't take the money?

Someone who indulges in prostitution.

Reply 53

somemightsay888

Cash, next years PS4 games aren't gonna pay for themselves

Reply 54

Jammy Duel

Original post by Professor Purple

Someone who indulges in prostitution.

Surely they would still take the money, would get them more than 1 prostitute, depending on prices obviously.

Reply 55

Kim-Jong-Illest

bang kim k, all day everyday. would make Kanye ~~and North~~ watch too, do a Ray-J and drop a few albums about it too.

Reply 56

JVD

If you had to choose between £500 or Kim Kardashian... What would you spend your money on?

Nah but for real, I'd try and get Kendall or Kylie's numbers and a cheeky bit of the Kim K P.

Reply 57

SnoochToTheBooch

Original post by TolerantBeing

If you want an arse like that why not just pick up an obese woman in a club?

Her arse is disgusting. If this was about Beyoncé I'd understand but she actually looks like she's wearing a nappy.

Her arse is the focal point of her entire existence. It's not an obese woman's arse, that'd be like a pile of cottage cheese and uninteresting since it'd be attached to a fat body. KK's is swollen and cartoonish but she's also the definition of the hourglass figure.

Reply 58

The Juan

Of course a one night stand with Kim Kardashian...like any sane guy. However I would be up for negotiation regarding an increase in the £500. We all have a price?