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What do you plan to pursue in your life?
What did you study for A Levels?
What do you think of while masturbating?

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Original post by Tony_LeaS
What's the strangest animal you have ever thought of during masturbation?


I dont really remember thinking of an animal whilst masturbating tbh. although i remember watching something about dolphins having sex with humans and that somehow lead me to watch porn if that counts??
Just out of curiosity..what porn did you watch? :tongue:
Would you like a medal?
Original post by Novascope
It's descreet. A vibrator will change your masturbation game forever


never considered it but will note xD
Original post by Harrylad
Hahaha so embarrassing. It's just a bunch of lads chatting to blokes they think are girls. Don't fall for it and go revise boys.


Preach it


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Are you vegetarian? Do you enjoy feet massages? What do you think of super long nails? Are you at uni? Do you watch television? Do you own any apple products? :beard:
Original post by Anonymous
female/19
anonymous for obvious reasons :P


The reasons aren't obvious. Why are you anon?

Original post by Novascope
It's descreet. A vibrator will change your masturbation game forever

Or an electric toothbrush:top2:
Original post by inachigeek21
What do you plan to pursue in your life?
What did you study for A Levels?
What do you think of while masturbating?

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I want to become a doctor :P I studied Biology, Chemistry and Maths. Psychology at AS.

It really depends tbh. Sometimes I wont even need to watch/read anything and I'll be thinking of someone I really like which could be a person I know or a character from TV. Other times, I'll be doing it with porn and not really thinking - just watching and feeling. AlisOnFire is pretty cool but I dont really take note of the pornstar's name xD
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Original post by Anonymous
I dont really remember thinking of an animal whilst masturbating tbh. although i remember watching something about dolphins having sex with humans and that somehow lead me to watch porn if that counts??

Hahahahahahhahahaahahah wtf! Put your cock back in your pants bro.
Original post by ghost88
Would you like a medal?


Are you offering one?
Original post by beeninetytwo
Are you vegetarian? Do you enjoy feet massages? What do you think of super long nails? Are you at uni? Do you watch television? Do you own any apple products? :beard:


The reasons aren't obvious. Why are you anon?


Or an electric toothbrush:top2:


I'm not a vegetarian. I've never had a foot massage and dont feel comfortable with someone touching my feet. I myself would not want super long nails and I have NO idea why porn videos have females with super long nails fingering each other, I mean that **** has GOT to be uncomfortable. I am in uni. I do watch a lot of TV. I do not own any apple products, I am an android person :P
Original post by beeninetytwo
Are you vegetarian? Do you enjoy feet massages? What do you think of super long nails? Are you at uni? Do you watch television? Do you own any apple products? :beard:


The reasons aren't obvious. Why are you anon?


Or an electric toothbrush:top2:


Well I don't want anyone to know its me :P Its kinda embarrassing and impolite of a lady to talk of such things xD
Original post by Harrylad
Hahahahahahhahahaahahah wtf! Put your cock back in your pants bro.


It was once kay :P And I'm a female O.o
Original post by Anonymous
Are you offering one?


I might be...It's up to you to decide whether I am or not and then answer accordingly.
Original post by ghost88
I might be...It's up to you to decide whether I am or not and then answer accordingly.


You are probably being sarcastic but I'll take the medal anyway lmao
Original post by Anonymous
You are probably being sarcastic but I'll take the medal anyway lmao


Yeah, no physical medal, you can have a virtual one for playing along. It'll be one of those effort medals that people get in primary school that costs 20p. Think of the one from 21 jump street.
This is your mum here. I'm not happy with you young lady, you shouldn't be discussing your solo sex tactics on here so please come off and start preparing the dinner! And you better wash your fishy hands before you do it after you've been finger blasting yourself!! :colonhash:
Original post by ghost88
Yeah, no physical medal, you can have a virtual one for playing along. It'll be one of those effort medals that people get in primary school that costs 20p. Think of the one from 21 jump street.


hahhaha, I'll take what I can get xD
Original post by Anonymous
This is your mum here. I'm not happy with you young lady, you shouldn't be discussing your solo sex tactics on here so please come off and start preparing the dinner! And you better wash your fishy hands before you do it after you've been finger blasting yourself!! :colonhash:


lol i havent seen my mother in years :P
Do you masturbate during your period?
Original post by Anonymous
Well I don't want anyone to know its me :P Its kinda embarrassing and impolite of a lady to talk of such things xD
Embarrassing?!
It's wonderful and liberating and blah blah blah

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