Unfortunately, I had a cancelled lesson this morning which meant I got up pretty early for absolutely no reason.
Fortunately, I used the time wisely and spent almost 3hrs in the library revising for Biology¡!
It was so great + the atmosphere was perfect...until some annoying
animals students decided to make an appearance.
Anon_98's thoughts on the type of annoying pupils in the LRC:1)
The sheep. - These people will arrive in large groups and they'll all try and look for empty adjacent seats, making as much noise as possible in the process. If there aren't any seats which are close to one other then they'll either share seats so they can all fit into a confined area or they'll choose to leave as a flock regardless of the fact they have work to do. These people will also decide that even if they aren't studying A2 Chemistry, they will take up a crash course for the hour bc their fellow woollen buddies are doing it at the time.
2)
The fish - This person will spend all their time gulping their water rather than doing their work. They will drink their water so loud that you can feel it going down your own throat. They'll be chewing on their lid, peeling off the label, throwing it around so the sound of the water swishes everywhere and within 560 seconds they'll get up so they can refill their bottle then repeat the process for the next hour. I mean, sometimes they even accidentally begin to recite the words
'Evian- live young' rather than the proof for an Arithmetic sequence.
True story. 3)
The sloth. - This is the person who doesn't go to the library to study...but to snore. They normally place all their books, revision guides + stationery out onto the table and hold their pen in a position that appears as though they are writing then proceed to begin their sleep marathon. If you look through the anglian windows of the LRC at five past three then you'll notice that they're still slouching in the corner attempting to catch their z's.
4)
The monkeys. - These people will go to the library just so they can create trouble. They are so desperate to cause mischief that they'll run into the room, grab a book of the shelf just so they can hysterically laugh at + mock at the title, then put it back in the wrong genre section, find their friends who are studying, deliberately distract them, initiate a game of domino coughs then run out in glee when the helpless, yet angry librarians wave around an Orwell novel to indicate they need to hush.
5) Finally, we have
'The elephant.' - The elephant is never a real elephant but they take up this persona as soon as they enter the double doors for God knows what reason. The elephant always arrives when the library is incredibly empty and out of all the possible seats they could place themselves at, the elephant will decide to sit next to
you. They will move their chair 0.3 nanometres away from your own then place their folder on the desk so it overlaps with yours. When they are writing, the elephant will lay their head across your side of the table so that your sheet of paper begins to resemble stick on extensions. The elephant will use the chair next to them to place their rucksack, the chair after that to place their gym bag, oh and their other folders will most likely be on the 4th one down.
My question is
WHY؟!¡?¿¡¡?¡!! :fuhrer:
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