Grant the wish of the person above you but corrupt it. (game)

wish granted you can live in kyoto, but you have to have an open undying fetish for feet and lick the feet of the first person who walks by you at the start of every hour

I wish my school fees were lower and that I could buy new cars for both my parents

woah

wish granted but you can never own a car yourself

i wish i had an IQ of 150

Cars that would be extremely expensive to maintain - Youzer.

I wish I was a con artist

GODDAMMIT SOMEONE'S DONE IT ABOVE UGH

Much rather be cheated on then dumped

I wish I was an immortal unicorn that pooped rainbows and marshmallows

Wish granted, but you can only scam children for their candy or lunch money.

I wish that I could have a cool wish.

Wish granted but you would never be able to wish again
I wish I could stay young forever

You get the coolest wish ever, you get transported to Antarctica with only your underwear and a block of cheese.

I wish we could meet peaceful aliens

And you would die from over egotisticalness @bluemadhatter

Wish granted but you'd be a tiny shark

I wish I could be invisible

Wish granted, but you fall into a bottomless pit of KFC and drown in potato chips.

I wish i wasn't so damn good at this game

Wish granted but you would be a total outcast

That I could live on a diet of Terry's chocolate orange

Wish grated but then you will suffer from Diabetes.

I wish I could Ask for what wish to ask for.