Original post by Cote1
Ruler Britannia
good one Ma'am 
ww
dOscar
HGM
Original post by Surnia
Get Metre the Church on Time - from My Fair Lady
Tiger Feet - Mud
S'mile - Lily Allen
Working on the Chain Gang - Sam Cooke
A Yard Day's Night - The Beatles
Furlong, Farewell - from The Sound of Music
The Cubit, TV Challenge show
Tiger Feet - Mud
S'mile - Lily Allen
Working on the Chain Gang - Sam Cooke
A Yard Day's Night - The Beatles
Furlong, Farewell - from The Sound of Music
The Cubit, TV Challenge show
that's an ell of a lot of puns 
7 x ww
d7 x Oscar
Men's Singles Trophy for Length Wordplay
the people of Ell are lovin' it
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Herren,
Vielleicht haben Sie Gerüchte gehört, dass es sich um einen Kobold handelt
Wurde kürzlich in den Umkleidekabinen/Duschbereichen gesichtet?
Sei nicht beunruhigt !
Wenn Sie auf einen kleinen, gebückten, hässlichen Kerl stoßen, der Pfeife raucht und
als Matrose gekleidet
Es ist wahrscheinlich nur einer der leitenden Buchhalter in seiner Pause.
Gehen Sie sicherheitshalber ruhig rückwärts zur Rezeption,
Halten Sie beide Ohren bedeckt und das linke Auge geschlossen.
Wenn möglich, werfen Sie eine Pastinake auf die Erscheinung.
Wenn Sie an der Rezeption ankommen, können Sie Ihr Anliegen an die große Mathilde übergeben.
Sie ist eine erfahrene Zauberin, die sicher mit dem Eindringling umgehen wird.
Hubert von Rebeur-Paschwitz
Stellvertretender stellvertretender Manager des Übernatürlichen und so weiter
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Walk the Planck - shouldn't take long.
I'll metre at Midnight - Smokie
Neil Ångström
I'll metre at Midnight - Smokie
Neil Ångström
The Pun-inch wars were a set of wars that were fought between the Romans and the Carthaginians. Despite covering much ground, the Carthaginans found that the Romans were leagues ahead. Rome would later adopt a system of government using one measuring device, a ruler, although other tools were nominally used in solving problems such as "If we conquer this territory, how long will the road to Rome need to be?"
When surveyed how much space there should be between traveller stops along the road to Britannia, the most common responses were IM LIVID. When asked what was the furthest they'd travelled themselves, the most common responses were MILD.
When surveyed how much space there should be between traveller stops along the road to Britannia, the most common responses were IM LIVID. When asked what was the furthest they'd travelled themselves, the most common responses were MILD.
Original post by ghostwalker
Walk the Planck - shouldn't take long.
I'll metre at Midnight - Smokie
Neil Ångström
I'll metre at Midnight - Smokie
Neil Ångström
you made short work of that Sir Ghostie ! 
3 x ww
d3 x Oscar
FM
the people of Inches are lovin' it, so they are
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A dhaoine uaisle,
b'fhéidir gur chaill tú do chuarán ?
D’aimsigh Aoife Mhór an cailín gabhar péire
go luath ar maidin taobh thiar den chlampán prátaí.
Bhíodar in aice le bean bhean.
Más mian leat na míreanna seo a fháil
buail isteach chuig an bhfáiltiú agus bíodh
comhrá discréideach le Laurienne mór.
Tá sí ag tabhairt aire dóibh ina cófra speisialta,
chomh maith le go leor earraí coisbheart traidisiúnta eile,
uirlisí ceoil agus an bradán amhránaíochta.
B'fhéidir gurbh fhearr leat na stains a bhaint
ó do chuarán sula bpléascfaidh tú arís iad?
Iarr ar L mór a spraeála Cillit Bang™ a thabhairt ar iasacht
agus an scuab scrobarnach dhaingean.
Gréagóir Proinnsias Mac Giolla na Naomh
Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta na rudaí atá ar iarraidh agus go
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Original post by bl0bf1sh
The Winner Tapes It All
Metre Rabbit
A Yard Day's Night (The Feetles)
Planck You For The Music @The_Lonely_Goatherd
I Like To Cubit (as in the song in Madagascar)
Metre Rabbit
A Yard Day's Night (The Feetles)
Planck You For The Music @The_Lonely_Goatherd
I Like To Cubit (as in the song in Madagascar)
you have got the measure of this Ma'am 5 x ww
d5 x Oscar
Ladies' Singles Trophy for Lengthy Puns
the people of Inches are spilling their Poitín, so they are
Mban,
le do thoil ná téamh do Drisheen ar na radaitheoirí sa seomra feistis.
tá an maróg dhubh bhlasta seo dhochoiscthe ag cuileoga agus sin.
Go gairid eitilt na héin taobh istigh chun féasta ar na feithidí.
Sula fada go bhfuil sé iomlán pandemonium mar na héin
tussle lena chéile agus ionsaí na cuirtíní lena gcos pointy.
Ní raibh ach an tseachtain seo caite dúirt Fionnuir mhór liom
gur ith roinnt traonach a cuid calóga arbhair agus í ag sileadh ar an mbealvedere.
Cén fáth nach bhfágann tú do Drisheen ag fáiltiú nuair a thagann tú?
Tá cófra speisialta ag Eibhlín Mhór chun gach cineál maróg feola a théamh.
Lorcán Cathal Ó Duibheamhna
Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta téamh mias feola agus go
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Original post by Joinedup
Gordon is a micron - Jilted John
hehehe good one Sir J ww
dOscar
HGM
Original post by JadeEG
The Pun-inch wars were a set of wars that were fought between the Romans and the Carthaginians. Despite covering much ground, the Carthaginans found that the Romans were leagues ahead. Rome would later adopt a system of government using one measuring device, a ruler, although other tools were nominally used in solving problems such as "If we conquer this territory, how long will the road to Rome need to be?"
When surveyed how much space there should be between traveller stops along the road to Britannia, the most common responses were IM LIVID. When asked what was the furthest they'd travelled themselves, the most common responses were MILD.
When surveyed how much space there should be between traveller stops along the road to Britannia, the most common responses were IM LIVID. When asked what was the furthest they'd travelled themselves, the most common responses were MILD.
at least they were CIVIL
please enjoy this delicious Punty
Original post by Joinedup
Gordon is a micron - Jilted John
Cubit at Hanging Rock
It is 1903 and in a rocky, sandy sort of place near Adelaide, some Appleyard School girls dressed in hard to focus swishy white dresses are posing for a snapshot near Agutter Cliff. This is part of their 'Prehistoric Peoples' class led by Mr Flint, who is talking to the girls about the unit of length commonly favoured in the ancient Near East when one of the girls abruptly disappears. Shaky camerawork and undue sweating make some scenes hard to look at. Weird music throughout. 1975. Dir: P Weir. ("Stunning" - Sofia Coppola.)
It is 1903 and in a rocky, sandy sort of place near Adelaide, some Appleyard School girls dressed in hard to focus swishy white dresses are posing for a snapshot near Agutter Cliff. This is part of their 'Prehistoric Peoples' class led by Mr Flint, who is talking to the girls about the unit of length commonly favoured in the ancient Near East when one of the girls abruptly disappears. Shaky camerawork and undue sweating make some scenes hard to look at. Weird music throughout. 1975. Dir: P Weir. ("Stunning" - Sofia Coppola.)
Original post by Fullofsurprises
Cubit at Hanging Rock
It is 1903 and in a rocky, sandy sort of place near Adelaide, some Appleyard School girls dressed in hard to focus swishy white dresses are posing for a snapshot near Agutter Cliff. This is part of their 'Prehistoric Peoples' class led by Mr Flint, who is talking to the girls about the unit of length commonly favoured in the ancient Near East when one of the girls abruptly disappears. Shaky camerawork and undue sweating make some scenes hard to look at. Weird music throughout. 1975. Dir: P Weir. ("Stunning" - Sofia Coppola.)
It is 1903 and in a rocky, sandy sort of place near Adelaide, some Appleyard School girls dressed in hard to focus swishy white dresses are posing for a snapshot near Agutter Cliff. This is part of their 'Prehistoric Peoples' class led by Mr Flint, who is talking to the girls about the unit of length commonly favoured in the ancient Near East when one of the girls abruptly disappears. Shaky camerawork and undue sweating make some scenes hard to look at. Weird music throughout. 1975. Dir: P Weir. ("Stunning" - Sofia Coppola.)
Bonzer Wordplay Sheila ! Nobel Prize for Antipodean Picnic Punnage
the people of Inches are overwhelmed wit' mirt' , so they are
Mban,
B'fhéidir go bhfuil tú ag caitheamh an iomarca
ar do réimeas laethúil sláinte & áilleacht?
Cosmaidí agus cóireálacha agus go
a bheith ina draein ollmhór ar do sparán.
Tá réiteach praiticiúil ag teastáil ó bhean an lae inniu!
Buail isteach chuig an bhfáiltiú agus bí ag comhrá le Róisín mór.
Tá a teaghlach ag déanamh táirgí áilleachta
ó chomhábhair nádúrtha do na glúnta.
Ceann de na nithe is mó a bhfuil tóir uirthi ná an coilíneach Poitín.
Ní chosnaíonn sé ach punta 77 ar feadh dhá cheann.
Cén fáth nach dtabharfaidh tú leat do chara?
Mura bhfuil áthas ort ráthaíochtaí R mór a aisíoc
an praghas iomlán níor cuireadh aon cheist.
Feidhlim Connlaodh Mac Giolla Chúda
Leas-Bhainisteoir Cúnta táirgí áilleachta agus go
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