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Sick in public, police

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Guys, I was just wondering that if you are sick in the street after a night out, what happens? I mean if you get home and everything without the police seeing but do they then take dna from it or is it just washed away by the rain or cleaned up by street cleaners? This is probably the most ridiculous question ever, but just wanted to know as am scared that they do! Thanks.

Reply 1

sprout.

The gov'ners will clearly bust up yo' ass if they find your puke on the street.

...they wouldn't. Street cleaners will just wipe it away. Job done.

Reply 2

LeeC

15

wtf do they take dna from it? No lol!

Reply 3

Yusuf.T

15

well when i puked up in central london, they didnt do nothing..

i was singing mariah carey 'touch my body' walking around stumbling etcc and the police saw me and didnt do **** all. they just looked on and walked away. I even got offered budd with them nearby and again nothing.

Reply 4

User237126

15

I puked up all over a pavement in Edinburgh once and the police did nothing...but it was in the middle of the day, I was 6 years old and had a stomach bug :biggrin:

Reply 5

squeak

21

lol the amount of people who are sick on streets? the police couldn't afford to clean up and test everyone's dna, plus they don't even have a record of everyone's dna so it's pointless.

common sense.

Reply 6

Aack

I don't think it's illegal to be sick on the street (it's not just alcohol is it? Car sickness etc....)

The issue would be D&D I would have thought.

Reply 7

Creepy

14

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Mods: Please keep anon or delete. Thank you.

Guys, I was just wondering that if you are sick in the street after a night out, what happens? I mean if you get home and everything without the police seeing but do they then take dna from it or is it just washed away by the rain or cleaned up by street cleaners? This is probably the most ridiculous question ever, but just wanted to know as am scared that they do! Thanks.

The birds eat it.

Reply 8

Mad Vlad

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Anonymous

Mods: Please keep anon or delete. Thank you.

Guys, I was just wondering that if you are sick in the street after a night out, what happens? I mean if you get home and everything without the police seeing but do they then take dna from it or is it just washed away by the rain or cleaned up by street cleaners? This is probably the most ridiculous question ever, but just wanted to know as am scared that they do! Thanks.

Some local authorities now will give you an on the spot fine and a bucket of water to clean it up with, but that's only if they see you do it. I highly doubt that they'll send the Forensic Science Service down to take samples of some pisshead's vomit.

Reply 9

Creepy

14

Yusuf.T

well when i puked up in central london, they didnt do nothing..

What did they do then?

Reply 10

FyreFight

14

Do they take DNA samples from vomit found on the street after a drunk night out? Yes, you're right, that is a ridiculous question.

Reply 11

tasGooner

5

Im no scientist but I doubt there would be much DNA in your puke because a) its generally food/alcohol and b) any slavia that is there is most likely to have been umm... mutilated by the acidity of the puke. lol.

Reply 12

king louie

2

lmfao-- do they take DNA -- omfg you cretin!!!

Umm, echo foxtrot niner, we have a vomit touch down on pavement 465, calling all forensic teams to grid reference 456 765 over....

Reply 13

fioram

This happened to me last night lol (and it went in my hair :mad:

). Thankfully the police weren't around.

Reply 14

Yusuf.T

15

Creepy

What did they do then?

NOTHING. duh.

they just drove past in their car. My little chavvy moment is so common place these days that theres nothing that can do.

Reply 15

Bubblebee

15

Ugh, I don't get this.

In all my years of drinking I have never puked in a public place... do you people think it just dissapears on it's own?

This morning I had to spend the best part of an hour cleaning puke, glass and fag ends up from the front step of my pub and the brilliant thing is I get to do it all again tomorrow.

Reply 16

Karl Kennedy

There is a small elite group of people sent out to deal with this. I don't know if you've seen them, but with the introduction of the DNA database they have been doing their upmost to find any vomit spots in major cities of the UK and test them immeadiatley.

Naturally, their plan was flawed so they now reside as traffic cops, dreaming of the day when they can return to puke patrol.