Some comic relief (though I don't claim to be able to replace 2776...)

I would like to wish all of you a very
merry holiday and a happy new year. Except the Chinese because they
don't think our new year is good enough. Damned communists. I'm hoping
that your 2004 is just as blessed as my 2003 has been and that health,
happiness and lots and lots of money will come your way. Don't forget to
worship your god whether it's the real God, the cheap imitation (Allah),
that weird elephant thing with 8 legs, some black guy with a crown,
Satan or that hobo on the street who convinced you he was a deity. Also,
don't forget to let your family know what you really think of them on
December 31st because otherwise, you'll have to repress all of that
anger and bottle it up until December 31st, 2004.
Finally, let it be known that no matter what, I loves you. That's right,
the letter I, the capital 'I' is a very loving letter of the alphabet.
Count on I to help you through your recurring misery.

P. S. There's no use polluting the year 2004 with your existence.
Make sure to hang yourself before 12:00am on January 1st, 2004.

*hugs

Reply 17

curryADD

12

Infinity

Shall we teach the new guy how it's done?

i think so.... :tongue:

Reply 18

a_musical_guy

1

Clark

Would you like to see me be made a moderator?

Yes, just so I could see everyone's reaction. :biggrin:

Reply 19

pedy1986

13

Clark

Would you like to see me be made a moderator?

Clark for Mod! Mate you would make a good Mod tbh, you've been really helpful and are really active compared to some. I can see you being a just and fair mod, go for it mate!

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