The person above will give you an essay title they've had, and you answer it in one sentence. If you don't know what the hell they're on about... just give it a go anyway. Then, you give the person below an essay title they have to answer.
Who knows, there might be some hidden inspiration! A Level and GCSE students are welcome too
I'll kick off with the title of my magnum opus (i,e undergrad dissertation):
Cures, Carriers and Control: Veneral Diseases in Postwar Britain.