Bill Bailey/ The Killers variations.

I'm pretty sure we've all heard the Killers line;
'I've got soul but i'm not a soldier'

And Bill Bailey's variation;
'I've got ham but I'm not a hamster'

So me and my friends were wondering how many variations we could find, there must be a fair few more!

Some quick suggestions were;
'I've bowls but i'm not a boulder'
'I've got goals but I'm not Angola'
and
'I've got a badge but i'm not a badger'

any ideas? =D

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Reply 1

Yekim_8

I've got locks but i'm not a locksmith.

Dreadful, but it's harder than it looks :biggrin:

Reply 2

helloimsteph

I've got guards but i'm not a gardener

Reply 3

I'm_Unsafe.

I've got post but I'm not a poster?

Ergh, a bit lame.

Reply 4

taheki

I've got a bum but I'm not a bumder

Reply 5

Yekim_8

I've got cash but i'm not a cashier.

More dross.

Reply 6

Phalanges

I got art but I'm not a jam tart.

Reply 7

blinkbelle

None are as good as Bill Bailey's! xx

Reply 8

Nfixlol

i've got sand but i'm not a sandwich :eyeball:

Reply 9

PhyMath

I've got church but I'm not a Christian.

Amidoinitrite?

Reply 10

Nfixlol

taheki

I've got a bum but I'm not a bumder

Reply 11

stephencdaly

I've got rock, but I'm not a rocker?

rock as in the seaside candy..... yeh........

Reply 12

stephencdaly

oh another

I've got tape but im not a tapeworm

that might be slightly better

Reply 13

CinderellaDontGo

I've got a good taste in music
and Im not a Jonas Brothers fan

Reply 14

Habal

CinderellaDontGo

I've got a good taste in music
But Im not a Jonas Brothers fan

...but? I think you meant 'and', surely :p:

Reply 15

CinderellaDontGo

Habal

...but? I think you meant 'and', surely :p:

Yes I was going to put that in, because if I say ''but'' its as if The Jonas Brothers are good, which they aren't lol

Reply 16

Profesh

I've got sense but I'm not a censor.

Reply 17

Profesh

I've got brows but I'm not a browser.
I've got bills but I'm not a builder.
I've got game but I'm not a gamer.
I've got bail but I'm not a balor.
I've got tail but I'm not a tailor.
I've got nose but I'm not agnostic.

Reply 18

Profesh

I've got tents but I'm not a tensor.
I've got toast but I'm not a toaster.
I've got past but I'm not a pastor.
I've got traits but I'm not a traitor.
I've got balls but I'm not a baller.
I've got drive but I'm not a driver.