Tips on picking up women

watch how i met your mother!

Lift with the knees, not the back.

watch how i met your mother!

No watch how i met your mother

Its much more relevant.

you do know how i met your mother is a tv show right?

Of course I do, other wise the joke would make absolutely no sense.

I was only kidding man, i have never met your mother. But im sure shes a delightful woman

If you can make us laugh, you're nearly there. Confidence makes us feel we can trust you and feel safe around you - you wouldn't hesitate to protect us should we need it. You shouldn't act too sensitive but we do need to know you can discuss personal things from time to time. Having said all this, confidence is the most important because it shows you know what you're about and we know exactly what we're faced with, without so many gambles. If you're nervous it makes you appear easy to influence and so we never know what exactly you're going to do next and that's hardly a settling thought. Oh, we also enjoy a gift from time to time. Just be yourself and you'll find someone who appreciates you for who you are