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Best maths analogies

I would like to collate some of the best/funniest analogies that people have learnt in maths from Secondary/Sixth Form teachers (or thought of themselves!).

Ones that I remember include:

The alphabetical mole (for remembering £D co-ordinates in order of their axis labels, xyz)

The multiplication rabbit and the addition adder (For remembering AND/OR rules on probability trees)

Reversing the function machine to rearrange formulae, creating a little 'poo' at the end.

Any others (and/or stories told to them!)
My penis. For exponential growth of Logs.
Asymptotes are like strippers.

You can get real close, but you can't touch.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

okay so it's technically chemistry but what the hell
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Original post by Extricated
Asymptotes are like strippers.

You can get real close, but you can't touch.


asymptote=stripper...and if the asymptotes occur regularly in phase :/

asymptotes=stripper=faze :colone:

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