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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why did the plane crash?
EDIT: Aw come on, it wasn't meant to be funny :P
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EDIT: Aw come on, it wasn't meant to be funny :P
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
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What's black and always in the back of a police car?
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
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Eileen.
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Eileen.
Original post by Danielle0
Right, I think bad jokes are the best kind of jokes.
I'll start, I was walking to the shop this morning and someone threw a block of cheese at my head so I said, "well that's mature".
I'll start, I was walking to the shop this morning and someone threw a block of cheese at my head so I said, "well that's mature".
He threw cheese at you? How dairy!!
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What's brown and sticky?
...a stick.
...a stick.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
Get bent!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
Get bent!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
What did Red Rum say to Shergar?
"I knew they'd Findus"
(Coming from a horse lover, such a terrible joke...)
"I knew they'd Findus"
(Coming from a horse lover, such a terrible joke...)
Original post by tengentoppa
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Crying.
Original post by nice.guy
he threw cheese at you? How dairy!!
hmm, the only two posts which have been negged in this thread are about dairy. Must be an angry lactose-intolerant about...
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Why did Taylor Swift cross the road?
To get to her next boyfriend
To get to her next boyfriend
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