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Reply 7980
Original post by DontJudge
Awwwww, don't say that! :hugs:

I have a brick as well, which I bought recently, after saving up my EMA ofcourse.
As long as you can call and text. Manz is happy! :biggrin:
Oh and it has to have the legendary snake game on it.
None of this touch phone rich business for me!

Even the laptop i'm using now, has a banga sanga keyboard. :teehee:


LOL, I actually don't even know what phone I have... I just use it.
Reply 7981
DJ you're Chinese?
Original post by Khodu
DJ you're Chinese?


:eek4: How did you guess?!

Was it my overly used sexual innuendo's, that gave it away?

My mums name is 'Iuse Bing'

My dads name is 'NoLong Ting'
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Reply 7983
Original post by DontJudge
:eek4: How did you guess?!

Was it my overly used sexual innuendo's, that gave it away?


:erm: I see the flag...
Original post by DontJudge
True, but then what if living in a deprived area, makes it difficult for someone with potential to achieve their goals?

Yes indeed! Kutha’s they are. These men expect a degree out of the girl, but they don’t want them to work!! :angry: bastors.

I know, but you become lazy and start becoming like all housewifey and unsociable, and bitchy lol. But yeah it’s very important to spend that time with the kids. Cos i know some of my m8s, parents just work and never see their children, and it’s like wtf.
Me and ma dad used to spend time by him teaching me how to roll ciggerettes :smile:

Yeah, because in a way that’s what it’s all about, to discover and strengthen your faith in Islam. Plus like most people just fast and that’s it. You’re spose to try read lots of Quran and try learning more about your religion. Instead of watching TV.
Omg yerr tell me about it man, so annoying, all they do is go to one end of the road, then to another.
I’m like if you’re gonna get a flashy car, atleast have some girls in it. Lol :rolleyes:
But now it’s all about having weed on eid :bandit:

Oooh right, it’s a shopping mall. I’m not spending type anyways. Money is materialism. Lol.

Essays are good, masha’allah sister, i’m converting you into an essay writer like moi! :u:


Hey, how're you doing? :smile:

Yep that's true but it should motivate you to work harder, I know it seems harsh but that's how life is :frown: when I was little I never used to see my dad he had like three jobs but now that's all paid off.

No dummy, if you want to work you can and sometimes you have to, like for financial reasons and stuff, just when you have a family its better if the lady stays home :smile:

I think that depends on the kind of person you are, but Bengali's are quite bitchy lol :rolleyes:

But what a lovely way to bond btw :tongue:

I know, it's soo depressing :frown: its worse when they're properly dressed up in religious 'gear' and they're doing haram stuff, not sure why but the way they're dressed somehow makes it a million times worse, like you expect them to know better :frown:

Lool init, so silly, I don't mean to be rude but Bengali guys are soo short, most of them are like my height sitting down :nothing:

Err that's true lol but you need money to live...basic necessities and all but I do know what you mean. I'm not a crazy shopaholic if that's what you're thinking :curious:
Look how colourful my post is ^ :daydreaming:
Original post by Ayesha1234
Aw, my first exam is in 24 days if I remember correctly :unimpressed:

You?




Lol :stupid:


Lol, quoted 4 days ago
I dunno what I meant/ why I said that :W
Reply 7987
Hey everyone
Im new on this website, I have few questions regarding "girlfriends and marriage" in Islam and in Bangladesh?

How does marriage work, If I meet a girl should I introduce to family straight away? they will only expect this if I'm certain I would marry her... But what about friends and partners? Is Islam 100% against pre marital sex and relationships, does that mean I am no longer or Muslim or I have to stop?
Reply 7988

really funny :biggrin:
Original post by amjad93
Hey everyone
Im new on this website, I have few questions regarding "girlfriends and marriage" in Islam and in Bangladesh?

How does marriage work, If I meet a girl should I introduce to family straight away? they will only expect this if I'm certain I would marry her... But what about friends and partners? Is Islam 100% against pre marital sex and relationships, does that mean I am no longer or Muslim or I have to stop?


Why on earth would you make a TSR account, to ask about marriage. GTFO this you troll. :angry:
Just get married to a mangi problem solved. :hubba:
What kind of Bengali name is Amjad, bludy go get some Miah’s and Begums in it.

But basically this is what happens.
The girl wears a pretend scarf on her head, and goes into the room with the gonnab-inlaws and gonnab-hubby,and brings a tray with tea and biscuts, and the husband has to quickly perv at her, to see if she gonna be his long-term mango chutney, ya get meh? :hubba:
And then the husband, whispers to his momma, ‘kabool heh’, and the girl goes and hugs him and they both :bhangra: balle balle till the dawn. And get married next day. :smile:

Also, in Islam pre-marital sex is not allowed, nor is girlfriends and stuff.
Why don’t you post this in the Islamic Society, so they can give you a better reasoning/guidelines, of what IS allowed and what is NOT allowed. :smile:
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1812565&page=281&p=37137084&highlight=isoc#post37137084
I think you need to start looking into it properly, ask the correct people, and be determined in to what you’re going to follow. If you believe in Islam, you should follow it. If you don’t, you don’t :smile:
You can’t force yourself to change into a religion, just so your marriage prospects are increased.


Original post by Luxray

really funny :biggrin:


Hey hey, we already posted that like a munf ago... If you stayed on this soc, you woulda known :huff:
Sylheti’s are the don, if it were done in dakhai, it would have not been as funny.

‘hello me no speak English! Oii silaaan English logeh maath’ :rofl: Exactly what ma mum dus!
But most mothers these days are bare sly, they pretend like they don’t know English, when they do! :sad:
Original post by greenlantern
:frown:


HaPPY NEW BANGALI YEAR!!1
:party:
:party2: :party2:

Original post by Ayesha1234
Look how colourful my post is ^ :daydreaming:

Very colourfull1!! you'relearning girl!!!

you're converting into me...i'm soo proud :cry2:

now time to balle balle :bhangra: new year and dat u get meh..
wats ur new years resolution....
mine is

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Original post by soyasauce
LOOL il see what i can do but wont promise ill be that fun .. still feel ill :frown:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Bring it to the bengi soc! :woo:

Aww :redface:
Listen, this is what you need to do.
1. Have water
2. Paracetomol
3. Take a rest
4. Have garam asian tea
5. No dairy products
6. And stay away from boys…I heard they make the symptoms worse :sadnod:

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Menaa
DJ I think I’m in love with you :love:


Heyyy! :hi:

No i mean applicant visit day.....i'm defo going to shtty uni..lol dont put me off!


Original post by brownchocolateice
I love fishies, i have them for my dinner every day! :biggrin:


You need to get away from depression,and come here. More fun.

And i heard you is indian...care to show me some balle balle moves?! :bhangra:

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Reply 7991
HAPPY BENGALI NEW YEAR , yeah dontjudge i wonder who told you bwt the new year thing ahem ahem nd u call yourself a bengali shame on you :eek:
Reply 7992
Original post by DontJudge
looool shusssssshh :colondollar: :colondollar: :colondollar:

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So how shud we celebrate this fishy day....sumthing different...

How about with Tuna?!! :ahee:


OMG ii hate fish allow that i wnt sum rice

we should all eat paan and get orange lips to celebrate the new year wt dya fink?? :biggrin:
Reply 7993
Original post by DontJudge
But your stomach doesn't take rice! :no:
How about gajraila!?!! :ahee:


not orange. Red!!!!
yes have tobacco leaves and get high?! :woo:
lets do this sht :cool:
why u saying 'paan' for u paki...it's 'faan' and 'gwa' inneh.

omg mena..iu need to watch this right now just scroll down.!!!

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1896847&page=350&page=350
i actually diedd watching it...tell me what your reaction is..


bt i still eat it though , and yeah i had sum of tht the otha dayyy

am sure it goes orange and orange teeth :eek3:

wnt sum faani ???

OMG wtf is she duin especially the bit on the floor nastyyyyy
Reply 7994
Original post by DontJudge
Masha'allah brother masha'allah.
Itr better hav not been /basmati/brown rice/biriyni..
cos thats like bare cheating.

red man...so if u ever run out of lipstick...u no wat to use.:hubba:
us bengi's are bare resourcefull like that.cos we sick :cool:

I'm soo proud :cry2: ur learning my language !!!
Bala aso ni mena.:biggrin:

exactlyl!!!!! beyonce wnna b inneh...
did u see ma comment to it?!! loool check it out..:toofunny:


you see am a bengi rambooo nwwwww
bre rice munching :biggrin:

allow that , red lipstick and pakistani = yuck
resourcefull mre lyk stingy

nd nw wt does that mean?? i only knw one word never mind learning the language

yeah i saw it lol , bre ppl r hyping on youtube ova it
:rolleyes:
Original post by DontJudge
HaPPY NEW BANGALI YEAR!!1
:party:
:party2: :party2:


Very colourfull1!! you'relearning girl!!!

you're converting into me...i'm soo proud :cry2:

now time to balle balle :bhangra: new year and dat u get meh..
wats ur new years resolution....
mine is

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Bring it to the bengi soc! :woo:

Aww :redface:
Listen, this is what you need to do.
1. Have water
2. Paracetomol
3. Take a rest
4. Have garam asian tea
5. No dairy products
6. And stay away from boys…I heard they make the symptoms worse :sadnod:

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Heyyy! :hi:

No i mean applicant visit day.....i'm defo going to shtty uni..lol dont put me off!




You need to get away from depression,and come here. More fun.

And i heard you is indian...care to show me some balle balle moves?! :bhangra:

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i know ..this is the place to be. happy new year to you :party: :party2: i was waiting for my admission. Got my invite for the Indian soc and now I got one for the Bengali soc. I feel special :h::

I got lots of moves...do you want to see my moves here or on the dance floor or on the ...:teehee:

:sexface:
is it? is it a joke? i can read your mind. remember :smile:
Reply 7997
Original post by DontJudge
Yes yes, this gyaldem knows!!! :gangster:
hahahah. we dont say rice tho inneh. we say 'baath'..proper oxfordian and that. :top:

hey hey...i luk nice in red lipstick :puppyeyes:
or were u lying to me all that time :huff:
u and Shaf!!! biaatcchh.
hahah. asian fing inneh.. ma dad ntaiught me all about bargains.. we are stinjy bengis :bhangra:

omg thats likwe the basic! wtf.
It's our greeting.
'Are you good'
just nod your head :yes:

i know it's new...ppl proper dissing her out....and rightly sooo...i fot if it were wit gyals. then fair enuff..
but the fact that she grinding with a guy...
welll first of all..if she'sgonna grind. atleast do it properly.
i felt like going there and showing her how its done ya get meh?!
just like how we both did in that dance floor at residential :hubba:



what a name lol , its all bwt chawaal

you look nyc in it , cos ur nt a paki
pakis cnt pull if off trust me
bargain hunting , i bet u go arwnd twn just buying everyfink that is buy one and get the other one free
i see thats hw bengi's roll

hw dya u say yes thn ????

lmaoo atleast wear sumah u cn dance in the dope
bt yeah its funny though , only cos you wouldnt excpt a hijabi to do that if u get me
bt otherwise shame on her
lmaoo residential and tht dopey guy dancing muahahahah that still cracks me up :biggrin:
Shuvo Nobo Bosho everyone! :smile:
Original post by Menaa
what a name lol , its all bwt chawaal

you look nyc in it , cos ur nt a paki
pakis cnt pull if off trust me
bargain hunting , i bet u go arwnd twn just buying everyfink that is buy one and get the other one free
i see thats hw bengi's roll

hw dya u say yes thn ????

lmaoo atleast wear sumah u cn dance in the dope
bt yeah its funny though , only cos you wouldnt excpt a hijabi to do that if u get me
bt otherwise shame on her
lmaoo residential and tht dopey guy dancing muahahahah that still cracks me up :biggrin:



why do u spell it as 'chawal' wen u lot say 'chaval?' :hmmm:

why not?!!! if they hav big lips and tanned skin they can...
and thanks babez :fan:
i need to get pink lippy....any ideas?

loollll ...oii i see how u roll as well..u only bought slush last time! :huff:

yes = oy
no = nah
bala asi = i am good.

tru tru...it gives bad names to hijabi's...shuda wore a bikini....
ooh yeah lol....they cundt even bust the moves....allow him
remember the two slags in our year...how they were tryna...urghhhy :puke:
still makes me sick...
oh and awais and roley poley dance move LOL!!! :rofl:
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Original post by weirdnessandcoffee
Shuvo Nobo Bosho everyone! :smile:



yer yerr the thing u sed inneh.
(what did you say :s-smilie:)

and oii u...why did you abandon the soc forr..
are u embarresed of your own race/>?! :cry2:

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we need an inteliggent politician here...btw ayesha dus politics..u two shud hook up sometime ya get meh? :wink:

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