My first sexual experience was a little unorthodox, to say the least. While I have regrets about certain elements of it (only on my own part, and not the part of the others involved), I definitely don't regret the decision I made and how it happened, despite the fact that it wasn't to anyone I was in a relationship with, or any of those other similar romantic fantasies a lot of people (including myself) have about it. In fact, overall, my first time was pretty damn awesome. And I have a great story to tell at parties.