I got detention for a stupid reason...

After school today, it started to be slightly sunny after the rain. I decided to sit on a bench nearby my school on top of my coat, but 5 minutes later the deputy head told me I have a detention for loitering.

It's okay for people to ram each other in hallways, but it's horrifying if I sit on a bench and admire the scenery for a few moments?? Ugh.

Lol you should have just walked away. If the deputy head says anything, tell him to go *** himself. Don't take crap off teachers, they like to think they are in charge even though in the classroom we know damn well that they are not, and they like to assert their authority on pupils who don't assert themselves back.

Do not however give your name. Tell him to do one, and then walk/run as quickly as possible. Go to school tomorrow wearing a different colour jacket. If he stills recognises you, tell him "no sir, I know nothing about yesterday" etc.