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Is This The Perfect Man? (Pics)

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Definitely. Look at that body...





:lol:
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Is...is his head detached?


Exactly how the OP likes them :perv: :sexface: Beheaded people :drool:
Original post by Swirll
Nope, just have an offensive sense of humour :lol:


It isn't offensive it's bawdy. But still, have fun with your chocolate man.
god damn, I love these emoticons

I've never felt this way about an emoticon before. so naughty, so seductive.
no abs, no traps, severed head, would not bang
Original post by de_monies
Exactly how the OP likes them :perv: :sexface: Beheaded people :drool:


Seek help.
Original post by Viva Emptiness
Seek help.


I did. I asked for help to find these beheaded people and apparently "that's immoral" or "that's against the law" :frown:
Reply 28
chocolate gives me migraines
Original post by Swirll
hnnnnng dat chocolate



I'm a straight guy and even I'd nibble on him...
They covered the best part :unimpressed:
...s'that JFK?
Original post by randomguy786
I'm a straight guy and even I'd nibble on him...


Nohomo
Arnoldpecs/10

Looks like the girls on here really would risk it for a chocolate biscuit:awesome:
Reply 34
elbows too pointy

6/10 at best
them shorts tho
Original post by ForgetMe
They covered the best part :unimpressed:


naughty, ForgetMe!
Food (Love of my life) and a handsome man combined:ahee: Perfect! :blush:
Are his hands glued to his torso?
What the hell is he, a butterfly, a bat?
Original post by LaMandarine
Are his hands glued to his torso?
What the hell is he, a butterfly, a bat?

He has his hands behind his back to signify his submissive attitude :smile:. This is also exemplified by his wearing a teatowel over his loins.

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