I was thrown into Collegelands by the accommodation team at Strathclyde (they rent a massive number of rooms from Collegelands every year) on a 39 week contract at £125p/week. Having stayed in Halls before, I had a rough idea of what to expect from standard student halls, but went along a few weeks before moving in any way to check the place out. On arrival at reception, I was told by a rather condescending member of staff that I wasn't able to view my room and it would be 'inappropriate' to see any of the other rooms (all 600 odd of them), as there were contractors in the building at the time. After a brief tour of the downstairs facilities (common room, laundry etc.) by the receptionist, I was sent on my way.
So, I moved in blind, with only the pictures on the Fresh Student Living website to go from as an indicator as to what my room may look like. No matter, I thought, how bad can it be? Well as it turned out, first impressions weren’t great. On arrival in the flat, it looked and smelled like someone had a party a long time ago and hadn’t returned since. The Hallway smelled disgusting, the kitchen was messy, and the fridges were dirty. A quick dive down to reception, and they sent a cleaner up to sort it out. Interestingly enough, that was the only time in my stay here that I actually saw a cleaner in a flat.
Now that was dealt with, I stepped into my phone box (read: room). Squeezing myself through the (less than 30 inch) space between the wardrobe and the head of the bed, I was met with what appeared to be the smallest desk it could have been humanly possible to find. Firing my monitor and keyboard on the desk, I quickly realised that it was damn near impossible to sit anything else on it , definitely not enough space even for an open ring binder - Disappointing.
There’s no way around the fact that the rooms, at least the en-suite room I’d been put in, are cramped. Sitting at the desk, I (6 foot tall) can’t extend my legs with the chair pushed back against the bed as far as it would go - Definitely not good for comfort, or more importantly, for studying. As far as standing space is concerned, it’s not a winner there either. Open the large wardrobe doors and I’m afraid you’re not going anywhere until you’ve closed them again. At its widest point, the space between the desk and the bed is about 2 and a half feet.
Admittedly the bathroom was pretty standard. Standard student halls pre-fab plastic bathroom pod, the shower was alright, and the water was hot. One thing to note is that the lights and extractor fans in the bathrooms are on a sensor – once they’re on, you’re not getting them off for at least another twenty minutes. A blessing, you might end up saying, as it’s possibly the only way to get some ventilation into the room.
The window, on arrival, seemed to be locked to open vertically only, to less than 10 degrees, leaving about a 10cm gap for ventilation at the top. I could see that the window was able to swing open, but had been locked to open from the top. Time to see reception again, hopefully someone could give me a key. No Chance. Accommodation manager cited ‘the health and safety law’ stating that the windows had to be restricted or, heaven forbid, we might fall out! It was suggested that I might buy a fan, but I was reluctant to spend any more money on supplies for the flat.
It’s worth noting that the ‘bare essentials’ as you may consider are not included in the rent. Previous halls I’ve stayed in provided simple things such as a kettle, toaster, vacuum cleaner, mop and bucket, iron and ironing board. None of these are included at Collegelands. It’s only with the good will of my flatmate that had a kettle and toaster from the previous year that I was able to make a cup of tea. Hoovers can be borrowed from reception, but they’ll hold your student card to ransom until you give it back, and good luck getting a hold of one of these around inspection time, at one point I was trying for a fortnight!
The kitchens in the flat are about the only spacious thing in the place, each person has 2 cupboards (one above your head and one under the counter) and a drawer. There’s a fridge freezer and a smaller fridge – which can be a bit tight when everyone’s buying frozen food. There’s usually two rock hard ‘couches’ and a coffee table as well. Some people brought Xboxes and PS4’s with them, only to find out that the wi-fi in the building doesn’t support them connecting, so that’s woth noting as well if you’re a FIFA or whatever fan, as you’re not getting any online play unless you plug it into the Ethernet ports (1 per room, none in the kitchen)
The location isn’t dreadful. If you’re at Strathclyde, you can be at the Graham Hills building in 5 minutes and at the Thomas Graham on Cathedral Street in less than 15. High Street train station is just across the car park and is less than 5 minutes’ walk. I was on the north side of the building, with a beautifully picturesque view over Duke Street multi-story car park, which is a lovely sight. It might be worth noting that the Collegelands area is under continuous construction, there’s a new building under proposal to the east of the current building at the time of writing (mid 2015) so you may find yourself living next to a building site for the duration of your stay.
The atmosphere in the place largely depends on what flat you’re in and what your flatmates are like. I was lucky to end up with a good bunch of guys, and got on well with them. The place was fairly decent during freshers’ and quietened down a little over the year. The standard student halls practice (at least for the first few weeks) of keeping your door open isn’t possible here, as every door’s a fire door and you’ll struggle to jam them open, so we didn’t necessarily meet as many people around us as it would’ve been nice to. ‘Staying in is the new going out’ is a phrase pinned up with the other advertising on the front of the building, and doesn’t necessarily hold true here. You can have a flat party, but you’ll struggle to have people stay and sleep on the couch afterwards, as the kitchen lights are on a sensor, and you can’t turn them off. A minor niggle, but it was bloody annoying, we bought a projector for the living room but couldn’t see the thing.
If you did ever have a problem, the management staff were largely unhelpful in my experience. Being fobbed off and told to buy a fan for a swelteringly hot room wasn’t acceptable, and they seemed to spend an awful lot of time organising ‘free pizza’ and ‘come decorate your [insert holiday here] cookies’ over actually addressing issues like these.
Overall, I don’t think the place is great for studying in. I’ve stayed in halls before and paid the same for more space and I could open the windows and turn on and off the lights. I’d honestly look elsewhere for a decent experience, have a look at the UNITE places before thinking about booking here. If you’re desperate, Barlinnie is just up the road, and I think they do free food at her majesty’s expense, you might have to open a Collegelands window to qualify to get in there though.