I...am...the...Foreign...Secretary...

I like him.

I find the Milibands sexy. I don't like the grey in his hair though, that lil bit at the front. Miliband is very clever. They both are. I love the Milibands. Long live the Milibands.

You're all mad. MAD. Andy Burnham, the new Chief Secretary to the Treasury, is the young man to look out for. As for Ed Milliband, well - Ruby Wax + David Schwimmer (Ross from Friends) = Ed Milliband.

How exactly are you looking out for Mr Burnham? With rose tinted lenses by any chance?

Hey! I look GREAT in those shades! Although Mr. Burnham has nothing whatsoever to do with them. Remember my advice in 15 years when Andy is a BIG BEAST, the Mbands are writing dreary Fabian tracts. BIG. Burnham.

It'll be impossible. He'll be too BIG. Positively Ken Clarkeish.

How exactly are you going to play with my MP?

Who is your MP? Big Ken, or soon-to-be-BIG Andy?

Big Ken. The question is, how big are you going to make his cucumber...?

I think I'll leave both Ken, and his cucumber well alone. Which is exactly what I wish the Foreign Secretary would do for all of us.

Miliband is trying to copy Blair, and it just isn't going to work. I sincerely hope the days of creating 'an image' are over. It was Thatcher that brought in such nonsense with Saatchi and Saatchi. It's time for Labour to show that we are serious politicians, and above this kind of shameless activity. Just say what you think man! He puts on such a front that it's impossible to tell if he's with Brown or plotting his future as the next leader.

And the thought of Ken's cucumber is quite enough to put one off one's dinner.