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Girls what signs do you give off when you like someone
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Innuendo_anonymous
Just got this off yahoo answers
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
I'd go along with this. If I don't do all of these things, a chap has no chance.
The EducatingBrogan mating ritual is as follows:
1) Puff out your cheeks, clench your arse and waddle sideways around the person precisely three and one third times.
2) Allow the tongue to drop from the left side of the mouth, then rotate it in a figure eight movement for 5 minutes, 13 seconds. For the latter part of this time, add some pelvic thrust movements and gargling sounds.
3) Hum the "Top Gear" theme tune while beating the chest with fists, all the while shaking the head ferociously and slowly bending backwards to expose the abdomen.
4) Pin against wall and lick face.
Hope this helps.
1) Puff out your cheeks, clench your arse and waddle sideways around the person precisely three and one third times.
2) Allow the tongue to drop from the left side of the mouth, then rotate it in a figure eight movement for 5 minutes, 13 seconds. For the latter part of this time, add some pelvic thrust movements and gargling sounds.
3) Hum the "Top Gear" theme tune while beating the chest with fists, all the while shaking the head ferociously and slowly bending backwards to expose the abdomen.
4) Pin against wall and lick face.
Hope this helps.
Innuendo_anonymous
Just got this off yahoo answers
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself. (Nothing too personal, maybe just something to do with my eyebrows or something)
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself. (Nothing too personal, maybe just something to do with my eyebrows or something)
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
I think I might rep you, tomorrow
Haha
Arianwen
Shuffling awkwardly, blushing bright red, inability to talk, hiding in cupboards. But that's me. 
So..if you find a girl bound and gagged in your cupboard you're in there..?
Innuendo_anonymous
Just got this off yahoo answers
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
1. She blushes in your presence.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
6. She moves closer to you.
7. Her chest is facing you.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
24. She asks for the time.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
29. She touches you in any way.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
2. She turns her back to you.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
12. She does not smile back at you.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
I'm in the same situation, think I might just give up on the whole looking for signs as to if she likes me.
Thats after reading this.
Im in the same situation, i don't know what girls think of me but after years of trying to fiind out i gave up caring.
With additional possibilities . . .
Joking aside, there is a serious point to all that - don't take all those supposed signs too seriously folks!
Not all is necessarily as it seems. Relationships aren't really something to be studied or cracked like a difficult game - they're to be enjoyed and experienced in a human way. Sometimes it will make sense to you - and on other occasions it won't. But that doesn't make it any less wonderful . . . it just means you get to explore your other half and get to know them a little better. And that's lovely.
But I am quite serious in that you should stay away from crystal meth.
Innuendo_anonymous
Just got this off yahoo answers
1. She blushes in your presence.
A. She has Idiopathic craniofacial erythema.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
A. If pubic, potentially a sex offender.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
A. No she isn't. She's obsessive compulsive and checking for cracks in the pavement.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
A. She has a glass eye or particularly severe astigmatism.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
A. You may be a gynaecologist.
6. She moves closer to you.
A. The Moon is closer to us at various points throughout the year due to the elliptical nature of its orbital path. The distance is so great however relatively speaking that neither earth nor satellite can be engaged in sexual relations.
7. Her chest is facing you.
A. Page 3 is not reading material nor does it constitute the basis for an adult sexual relationship. Unless one is a chronic self abuser.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
A. She may have incomplete training dentures.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
A. She is a police duty officer and you have been arrested for a mundane civic offence.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
A. Not only does she have idiopathic craniofacial erythema (see point 1) but has also recently been in a traffic accident and requires the use of an orthopedic restraint.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
A. She has no neck having fallen from a significant height as a child, simultaneously being struck by a heavy weight. Either this or she is under 4"5' and is simply looking up to you to engage in conversation about the weather.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
A. She is completing her exercise regimen, which includes star jumps.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
A. She suffers from acute mydriasis, and in the past hour has consumed a significant quantity of cocaine.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
A. She suffers from dry mouth due to excessive consumption of methamphetamines.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
A. She suffers from a muscular deformity.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
A. She has fallen out with them over allegations she is a lesbian. You are her public attempt to look heterosexual.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
A. You sell the cheapest crystal meth on campus.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
A. "How much is your crystal meth?"
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
A. She is not laughing, roflling on the floor as she may appear. She is suffering a seizure.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
A. Do you think cats or dogs are cute? If you want to engage in sexual relations with them, seek advice from a psychiatric professional.
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
A. "That crystal meth you sold me has given me pubic contusions."
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
A. You are wearing nothing but a dirty mack, and have misheard in your psychotic delusion that such behaviour is publicly acceptable.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
A. You may be the chairman of a powerful tobacco company, or in the latter case, partly due to your multi billionaire status, own the Sun.
24. She asks for the time.
A. You are not wearing a watch. Having noticed this, it becomes apparent that she is suffering from a delusional disorder.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
A. She telephoned you as a salesperson for Sky.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
A. You are a doctor enquiring as to her sexual health. Or a pimp wondering why the young Lithuanian girl before you is upset about her new way of life.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
A. You have once again misheard. The word she used to describe you is also commonly known as a vulgar euphemism for the female genitalia. At this point one is forced to consider the possibility you should see an audiologist.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
A. You are a kindergarten teacher who quite clearly has not been signing the Sex Offender's Register. Please speak to your community parole officer immediately and cease contact with the child's family.
29. She touches you in any way.
A. Refer to point 28 above. That is not a suitable excuse before a court of law.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
A. "Your crystal meth was excellent this week."
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
A. She is cold, and the fact that she is naked does not help. Give her a great big hug and continue with sexual intercourse in a loving, gentle manner designed to increase her dwindling body temperature.
2. She turns her back to you.
A. Anal sex should only be performed with the express use of an appropriate lubricant.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
A. Refer to point 1. Her shoulder is genuinely cold. Commence kissing on the affected area.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
A. She is an hermaphrodite.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
A. Foreplay is an important part of lovemaking. Do not short change the female.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
A. Refer to point 2.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
A. She is roleplaying your fantasy as a necrophiliac and therefore incapable of conscious thought or movement.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
A. You are engaged in a threesome. You are concentrating on your rhythm and in biting your bottom lip not really in a mood to talk.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
A. Refer to point 7.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
A. This threesome is going so swimmingly that you have her gripping other people as well as the furniture in excitement.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
A. Point 7 seems to be very popular, though the addition of the Funeral March to the fantasy may invite potential concern.
12. She does not smile back at you.
A. She is too busy biting a pillow.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
A. She is looking at the ceiling.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
A. The potential for carpet burns concerns her. Exhibit your empathy by moving to another surface.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
A. This is due to a peck on the cheek after you have finished making love. Congratulations.
1. She blushes in your presence.
A. She has Idiopathic craniofacial erythema.
2. She plays with her hair in your presence.
A. If pubic, potentially a sex offender.
3. She walks past you more than once. She is trying to get your attention.
A. No she isn't. She's obsessive compulsive and checking for cracks in the pavement.
4. She keeps looking at you. She can not take her eyes of you.
A. She has a glass eye or particularly severe astigmatism.
5. She shows some flesh in your presence, like pulling on her collar or lifting up her dress.
A. You may be a gynaecologist.
6. She moves closer to you.
A. The Moon is closer to us at various points throughout the year due to the elliptical nature of its orbital path. The distance is so great however relatively speaking that neither earth nor satellite can be engaged in sexual relations.
7. Her chest is facing you.
A. Page 3 is not reading material nor does it constitute the basis for an adult sexual relationship. Unless one is a chronic self abuser.
8. She smiles at you with a full set of teeth; not just the upper row.
A. She may have incomplete training dentures.
9. She stays near you for most of the night.
A. She is a police duty officer and you have been arrested for a mundane civic offence.
10. Her head tilts slightly down when you look at her; especially if she is blushing at the same time.
A. Not only does she have idiopathic craniofacial erythema (see point 1) but has also recently been in a traffic accident and requires the use of an orthopedic restraint.
11. Her shoulders are slightly raised when she is talking with you.
A. She has no neck having fallen from a significant height as a child, simultaneously being struck by a heavy weight. Either this or she is under 4"5' and is simply looking up to you to engage in conversation about the weather.
12. Her arms are open and to the side when you talk to her.
A. She is completing her exercise regimen, which includes star jumps.
13. Her pupils are enlarged when you make eye contact with her.
A. She suffers from acute mydriasis, and in the past hour has consumed a significant quantity of cocaine.
14. She licks her lips in your presence.
A. She suffers from dry mouth due to excessive consumption of methamphetamines.
15. Her head is tilted slightly to the side when you talk to her.
A. She suffers from a muscular deformity.
16. She breaks apart from her group of friends to talk to you.
A. She has fallen out with them over allegations she is a lesbian. You are her public attempt to look heterosexual.
17. You are with a group of people and she talks to you more often than anyone in the group.
A. You sell the cheapest crystal meth on campus.
18. She asks you questions about yourself.
A. "How much is your crystal meth?"
19. She laughs at all of your jokes.
A. She is not laughing, roflling on the floor as she may appear. She is suffering a seizure.
20. She says that you are cute. (Obvious)
A. Do you think cats or dogs are cute? If you want to engage in sexual relations with them, seek advice from a psychiatric professional.
21. She tells you something personal about herself.
A. "That crystal meth you sold me has given me pubic contusions."
22. She compliments one of your clothing items.
A. You are wearing nothing but a dirty mack, and have misheard in your psychotic delusion that such behaviour is publicly acceptable.
23. She asks for a cigarette or for a light.
A. You may be the chairman of a powerful tobacco company, or in the latter case, partly due to your multi billionaire status, own the Sun.
24. She asks for the time.
A. You are not wearing a watch. Having noticed this, it becomes apparent that she is suffering from a delusional disorder.
25. She makes verbal contact with you before you make verbal contact with her.
A. She telephoned you as a salesperson for Sky.
26. She mentions that she is recently out of a relationship.
A. You are a doctor enquiring as to her sexual health. Or a pimp wondering why the young Lithuanian girl before you is upset about her new way of life.
27. She says something overtly sexual to you; even if it is in a joking manner.
A. You have once again misheard. The word she used to describe you is also commonly known as a vulgar euphemism for the female genitalia. At this point one is forced to consider the possibility you should see an audiologist.
28. Her attitude is more playful with you than with other members of the group.
A. You are a kindergarten teacher who quite clearly has not been signing the Sex Offender's Register. Please speak to your community parole officer immediately and cease contact with the child's family.
29. She touches you in any way.
A. Refer to point 28 above. That is not a suitable excuse before a court of law.
30. She gives you any kind of compliment.
A. "Your crystal meth was excellent this week."
Experts on human mating state that women may display the following signals when they are not interested in you:
1. She has her arms crossed in your presence.
A. She is cold, and the fact that she is naked does not help. Give her a great big hug and continue with sexual intercourse in a loving, gentle manner designed to increase her dwindling body temperature.
2. She turns her back to you.
A. Anal sex should only be performed with the express use of an appropriate lubricant.
3. She turns her shoulder to you; i.e. giving you the cold shoulder.
A. Refer to point 1. Her shoulder is genuinely cold. Commence kissing on the affected area.
4. She appears stiff in your presence.
A. She is an hermaphrodite.
5. Her legs are tightly crossed in your presence.
A. Foreplay is an important part of lovemaking. Do not short change the female.
6. She does not make eye contact with you.
A. Refer to point 2.
7. She pretends that she does not notice you.
A. She is roleplaying your fantasy as a necrophiliac and therefore incapable of conscious thought or movement.
8. She talks to friends instead of you.
A. You are engaged in a threesome. You are concentrating on your rhythm and in biting your bottom lip not really in a mood to talk.
9. She does not display any emotion when you make your approach.
A. Refer to point 7.
10. She clings to her friend when you approach her.
A. This threesome is going so swimmingly that you have her gripping other people as well as the furniture in excitement.
11. She pretends she is lost in the music when you make your approach.
A. Point 7 seems to be very popular, though the addition of the Funeral March to the fantasy may invite potential concern.
12. She does not smile back at you.
A. She is too busy biting a pillow.
13. Her head tilt is perfectly strait.
A. She is looking at the ceiling.
14. She does not raise her shoulders at all when you make your approach.
A. The potential for carpet burns concerns her. Exhibit your empathy by moving to another surface.
15. Her lips are pursed in your presence.
A. This is due to a peck on the cheek after you have finished making love. Congratulations.
Joking aside, there is a serious point to all that - don't take all those supposed signs too seriously folks!
Not all is necessarily as it seems. Relationships aren't really something to be studied or cracked like a difficult game - they're to be enjoyed and experienced in a human way. Sometimes it will make sense to you - and on other occasions it won't. But that doesn't make it any less wonderful . . . it just means you get to explore your other half and get to know them a little better. And that's lovely. But I am quite serious in that you should stay away from crystal meth.
I like this thread, the guy who used to like me did all those signs so they are quite accurate, but he turned out to be a weirdo so no they didn't last 
I tend to become really distant and dreamy with them. I don't think they'd be able to know how I felt unless I told them.
Well, all girls are different. That is for sure.
With me personally, I try to hide it because I don't want the guy to know I like him. The thing is, he's popular and I'm not so popular. He hangs out with a lot of girls much prettier than I am and guys that probably don't even know that I exist. I do give off some signs, but not many. Maybe the girl you're talking about is like this as well?
1. I'm really tense and nervous when he's in the same room as me.
2. I mess with my hair when he's around.
3. I'll purposefully avoid seeing him at all costs if I don't think I look okay.
4. If my friends tell me that he stays after for this or that, then I'll end up staying after the same day because I want to see him.
5. I whisper urgently to my friends and nod my head in his direction while my face turns red when I notice he's walked into the same room.
6. I'm kind of loud, crazy, and totally unlike me when he's near because I feel like I can't control my emotions. In fact, when I swear, he always seems to walk by. I once dropped my cell phone and said "SH*T!" and he walked by just as I did XD
7. I try not to ever look at him because when I do, I feel flustered. I've only actually looked him in the eye once. And even then I was the first to look away and I'm pretty sure my face was red.
8. I don't say much of anything to him; I've only said two words to him the whole time I've known him.
9. My friends start teasing me to no end when he's around, using a nickname instead of his name, but saying all sorts of things none the less.
10. When I think he's not looking, I smile to myself because I feel so happy when he's near me.
11. I make an extra effort to say funny things or crack jokes with my sarcastic sense of humor, and I try to act cute when he's around.
12. I try not to outwardly acknowledge his presence even though it's the only thought going through my head. I'll look down, to the side, up at the ceiling and when I scan the room I'll completely avoid looking in his direction.
I hope that helps you.
With me personally, I try to hide it because I don't want the guy to know I like him. The thing is, he's popular and I'm not so popular. He hangs out with a lot of girls much prettier than I am and guys that probably don't even know that I exist. I do give off some signs, but not many. Maybe the girl you're talking about is like this as well?
1. I'm really tense and nervous when he's in the same room as me.
2. I mess with my hair when he's around.
3. I'll purposefully avoid seeing him at all costs if I don't think I look okay.
4. If my friends tell me that he stays after for this or that, then I'll end up staying after the same day because I want to see him.
5. I whisper urgently to my friends and nod my head in his direction while my face turns red when I notice he's walked into the same room.
6. I'm kind of loud, crazy, and totally unlike me when he's near because I feel like I can't control my emotions. In fact, when I swear, he always seems to walk by. I once dropped my cell phone and said "SH*T!" and he walked by just as I did XD
7. I try not to ever look at him because when I do, I feel flustered. I've only actually looked him in the eye once. And even then I was the first to look away and I'm pretty sure my face was red.
8. I don't say much of anything to him; I've only said two words to him the whole time I've known him.
9. My friends start teasing me to no end when he's around, using a nickname instead of his name, but saying all sorts of things none the less.
10. When I think he's not looking, I smile to myself because I feel so happy when he's near me.
11. I make an extra effort to say funny things or crack jokes with my sarcastic sense of humor, and I try to act cute when he's around.
12. I try not to outwardly acknowledge his presence even though it's the only thought going through my head. I'll look down, to the side, up at the ceiling and when I scan the room I'll completely avoid looking in his direction.
I hope that helps you.
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