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'Water fountains are for transparent water bottles only'. I think they thought we'd fill them up with whiskey. From the water fountains. Don't mind me, just turning the water into whiskey like some Scottish variation of Jesus
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The school once blocked the entirety of Youtube with the sole exception of Tom Scott and an anime-based cooking channel. I don't know why.
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They once had the very bright idea to lock up every single toilet. It turns out the toilets are there for a reason.
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Back in S2 we had a Maths teacher who banned us from looking at the clock, clicking the calculator keys 'too loudly' and fidgeting with our hair. Apparently those things were 'distracting'. It turns out it's far more distracting to have a 60-year old with a voice like nails on a chalkboard screech 'stop playing with the hair, we do not play with our hair' every fifteen seconds
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Another teacher banned us from experiments for an entire year because some kid threw a wet paper towel at him.
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No white-soled trainers. White-soled trainers are the first step to anarchy.
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One of the HE teachers used to count all of the butter knives at the end of each period, lest someone pocket one and spread a classmate to death.
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'Water fountains are for transparent water bottles only'. I think they thought we'd fill them up with whiskey. From the water fountains. Don't mind me, just turning the water into whiskey like some Scottish variation of Jesus
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The school once blocked the entirety of Youtube with the sole exception of Tom Scott and an anime-based cooking channel. I don't know why.
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They once had the very bright idea to lock up every single toilet. It turns out the toilets are there for a reason.
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Back in S2 we had a Maths teacher who banned us from looking at the clock, clicking the calculator keys 'too loudly' and fidgeting with our hair. Apparently those things were 'distracting'. It turns out it's far more distracting to have a 60-year old with a voice like nails on a chalkboard screech 'stop playing with the hair, we do not play with our hair' every fifteen seconds
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Another teacher banned us from experiments for an entire year because some kid threw a wet paper towel at him.
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No white-soled trainers. White-soled trainers are the first step to anarchy.
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One of the HE teachers used to count all of the butter knives at the end of each period, lest someone pocket one and spread a classmate to death.
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