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There once was a man they called @Homer
Who some people thought was a loner
Turns out his best friend
A bloke called @ChrisN
Was in fact the website's owner
There once was a user called @bear
Whose friends he did give once a scare
When he said "no more puns"
They pointed their guns
Now he makes many threads in despair
There once was a user called @Cheese
Who did everything she could to please
Until one of those days
When she found forum games
Now she counts to a million with ease
(edited 2 months ago)
There once was a user called @CoolCavy
Whose roasts she enjoyed with gravy
Though many jobs she could be
She liked the military
So she landed herself in the navy
Keep em coming folks ! :blow:
There once was a person, @PileaP
Whose spirit was bouncy and peppy.
With a smile so wide,
And joy as their guide,
They made every room feel quite happy! :aetsch:
Original post by CamembertPaws
There once was a person, @PileaP
Whose spirit was bouncy and peppy.
With a smile so wide,
And joy as their guide,
They made every room feel quite happy! :aetsch:

@CamembertPaws :heart: :rave:
Reply 7
Original post by 04MR17
There once was a user called @bear
Whose friends he did give once a scare
When he said "no more puns"
They pointed their guns
Now he makes many threads in despair

Reply 8
a popular website in Brighton
had emojis which used to frighten
so after a while
in kristallnacht style
they only kept those which were right-on

Original post by the bear
a popular website in Brighton
had emojis which used to frighten
so after a while
in kristallnacht style
they only kept those which were right-on


:lol:
Reply 10
A popular website, TSR's
Full of people with twenty A stars
Yearning for knowledge
From the Uni of Oxbridge,
Normal people? Nah, they're sparse.
There hath existed a certain @04MR17
Who used TSR an awful lot and couldn't wean
So he cut off his digits
Put them in fridges
and still couldn't come clean :nah:
The avatars once used to be square
now the corners are no longer there
@AngryJellyfish complained
the squares remained
now the shape will change to a pear
Deep beneath the new TSR React
is a forum you may find hard to extract
it contains many links
and mostly just stinks
except for the society test - sandbox Incorporation (into vBCms Comments) Act
:biggrin:
A young lass from America's coasts,
Browsed The Student Room, seeking boasts.
With a click and a scroll,
She'd engage in the poll,
In discussions, her curiosity most!

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