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Play anti-pornography propaganda loudly at 5am in the morning. Or, put a fake warning from the university in his postbox about his "questionable internet usage".
How do you know he's not having lots of sex?
:sucks:
Reply 43
rollover, pudding
:rofl: i just properly lol'd!!

ohmydays, seriously?!


I just lol-out-loud to your post.

I just imagined one of those cat photos with the caption: "Omydayz, srsly?"
Reply 44
Lighten up a bit, chum. Ask him if he'll let you watch it with him.
Reply 45
rollover, pudding
:rofl: i just properly lol'd!!

ohmydays, seriously?!

So did I! Is this for real?!
RightSaidJames
Play anti-pornography propaganda loudly at 5am in the morning. Or, put a fake warning from the university in his postbox about his "questionable internet usage".

That would be just as funny
Record him masturbating, put it on RedTube and wait until 5am.
Unless his job involves him watching porn in his bedroom, I doubt he has a night job.
ABF
I just lol-out-loud to your post.

I just imagined one of those cat photos with the caption: "Omydayz, srsly?"



pahahaha!! :rofl: i'm no cat!

that'd be a pretty good one, though XD :yep:
Reply 51
DaveParlour
Buy him some cheap headphones, he should get the message.


yeah, this and a discrete note should do the trick.
Reply 52
DanGrover
Unless his job involves him watching porn in his bedroom, I doubt he has a night job.


LOL

That must be a weird job. How much does he get paid per hour to watch porn.
Sit down next to him and don't speak, just start violently masturbating.
Reply 54
hahahah lol, yeah just tell him. im sure he wouldnt mind

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