My fantasy food: A little cub which contains the perfect amount of nutrients/ calories to sustain you at perfect weight and keep you perfectly healthy. Your entire food for the day over and done with.
A burger kiev - i.e. a burger with cheese in the middle of the patty. I did this once with a homemade burger - so much nicer than having the cheese on top for some reason.
It's a toaster crumpet with a hidden bacon layer, a ring of ooey gooey cheese, and a core of delicious poached egg! Shove it in the toaster for a 2-minute-til-done MONARCH OF MUNCHABILITY!
Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, Chocolate Frogs, Frizzing Wizzbees, Pepper Imps, Sugar Quills, Ice Mice, self-flossing mints, Butterbear and especially Firewhiskey. Although when it comes to Cockroach Clusters I do not want.
Introducing SNAKORES! Imagine if a Scotch Egg and a Kinder Egg had a baby, and you're almost there! With a savoury exterior to munch through before you reach a little plastic capsule... crack it open and you've got your sweet in the form of a bite-sized cake! You get your savoury AND your sweet in one handy delicious snack!