You know, the poor sod that was knocked off his bike during the riots!
How are you? What have I missed?
I don't approve of profanity this time of year, ffs (see what I did there? ) Yeah, it is pretty ****. I would have 100% attendance and saved so much cash if Eid wasn't an "unauthorised absence"
Ohhhh, I didn't know he was Malay! That's good
Nothing much tbh. I'm so bored! Here's the part where you tell me about your exciting day