I have a terrible feeling that when you lot actually get the joke....you're not going to find it funny at all...and this will all have been for nothing!

G

Reply 28

Custard

gzftan

No....just the word 'way' .....take out the f in it....someone pls state the obvious!!!!!

G

There is no f in it!

Reply 29

Nylex

10

Custard

There is no f in it!

That joke is poor.

Reply 30

Veedy

gzftan

No....just the word 'way' .....take out the f in it....someone pls state the obvious!!!!!

G

Wave?

Reply 31

gzftan

12

Custard

There is no f in it!

Close!! i actually wanted you to say....there is no f in way....say it out loud...it'll make you feel better...

G

Reply 32

Custard

Nylex

That joke is poor.

so you get it because if you do will you please explain it to me?

Reply 33

gzftan

12

Nylex

That joke is poor.

That wasn't the punchline

G

Reply 34

Nylex

10

Custard

so you get it because if you do will you please explain it to me?

Apparently not, seeing gzftan's post :/.

Reply 35

Veedy

gzftan

Close!! i actually wanted you to say....there is no f in way....say it out loud...it'll make you feel better...

G

ahh

Reply 36

Custard

so you get it because if you do will you please explain it to me?

oh i get it, i was looking to deep! feeble

Reply 37

jazzy_girl

OP

Custard

oh i get it, i was looking to deep! feeble

i still cant get it...stupid me...eh...*mad* :frown:

Reply 38

G4ry

1

This is a good joke, a bit long, but it's worth the read.

Colin was bragging to his boss one day,
"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone,
and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin, how about
Tom Cruise?"

Colin replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Colin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Colin! What's happening? Great to see you!
Come on in for a beer!

Although impressed, Colin's boss is still sceptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Colin that he thinks that
knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Colin says.

"OK. President Bush," his boss retorts.

"Yup," Colin says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington."

At the White House, Bush spots Colin on the tour, motions him and his
boss over, saying,

"Colin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and
your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch
up."

The boss is shaken, but still not totally convinced.

Colin implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Colin. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
long time."

So off they fly to Rome.

Colin and his boss are assembled with the masses in St Peter's Square
when Colin says,

"This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these
people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs
and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Colin emerges with the Pope on the
balcony.

But by the time Colin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is lying on the ground surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side, Colin asks, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said:
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"Who the hell's that on the balcony with Colin?"