Awesome chat up line

I'm of Indian descent.

The accent takes practice, but you never want to sound working-class (although that has a charm of its own, its not appropriate here) or chavy. And I'm talking classy girls.

Oh, was just trying to guess what you study. In my experience, classy girls always seem to go for English literature. But yes, you did it at A level.

Yes they do, but you have to deliver them right. I do this all the time, works like a dream.

1. Wear a well-fitted three piece suit. I can't stress the importance of well fitted - anything else will make you look like a try hard.

2. You need a drink in your hand. Best results achieved with something sophisticated, I myself use Appleton rum, neat, on the rocks.

3. Holding the drink in your hand, approach the lady and deliver the line, slowly, confidently, in perfect King's English.

All this gives you the necessary charm and a touch of sophistication to pull off the line without looking like a dick. Go and seduce my friend.

I'm mixed. I'm not much of a drinker but I don't see why I shouldn't drink alcohol?

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You are still doing AS levels for goodness sake. Who are you trying to seduce, 30 year olds?

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Mixed? Can you be specific? Are you half English, half Indian or something?

Most South Asians either believe in Islam, Hinduism or Sikhism, and I'm pretty sure all three of them prohibit the use of alcohol? I know Islam does...I just assumed you were a Muslim that's why.

I'm actually Catholic but I'm pretty sure my Hindu father drinks a fair bit. I'm a mixed of Filipino, Chinese, Indian, Spanish and Italian.

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Exactly haha...plus, I'd rather be myself and let them get a sense of my personality instead of me trying to impersonate someone entirely different, i.e I cannot for the life of me, act posh and speak like I'm reading the thesaurus out.

How can you be a mix of all? How does that work? Unless...if your grandparents are Spanish, Italian etc?

He's talking like he's only playing a character simply to get them to have sex with him. The very definition of using someone.

Please continue with your approach, It might take you a bit longer but you'd have a deeper and more meaningful relationship in the end because there's no lies or pretence involved.

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Father- Indian so half.
Grandmother in mother's side- Chinese-Italian/Filipino
Grandfather in mother's side- Spanish-Filipino

Also see edit in previous post regarding alcohol consumption.

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Not putting you down at all for drinking, don't worry, drink as much as you want. I just assumed you were a Muslim for some weird reason.

I would use his approach...but it would be difficult to keep up the pretence lmao.

Don't use his approach if you're after a relationship as opposed to just sex.

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