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Original post by Twinport53
WThey will just be for show, it's water in there :biggrin:


:colone:


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Original post by Mubariz

Don't even know your name bruv

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You were screaming it last night.
Original post by Mubariz
How is that gonna help you?

Get your squat big, you get a big ass.

Trust me, I bear the burden.

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If I only I could show you the reaction of the girls I've hip thrusted :rolleyes:


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Original post by Twinport53

Am not drunk :redface:

By pleading that you are innocent, only compounds the fact that you are most likely a raging sex addict, trying to cover it up :colone: Better?

Oi! Am no cheap slut :frown:


Considering my personality, occams razor would suggest it is the truth and I am innocent.

You are. :rolleyes:

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Original post by Twinport53
What the Mini? It's cute though :frown:



Am not drunk :redface:

By pleading that you are innocent, only compounds the fact that you are most likely a raging sex addict, trying to cover it up :colone: Better?



They will just be for show, it's water in there :biggrin:



Oi! Am no cheap slut :frown:

The mini is broken tho
Original post by KairosEden
Let's see...


We have 5% to 40%.

Banana rum...

No vodka...

Hmm.


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No Vodka? :frown:

Original post by Sophsha
So you're closer to him :sexface:


Iv heard the view is great from the back :sexface:


That back is small. The tightest spot. :sexface:

Original post by Mubariz
Well. Can't move upwards.

Don't even know your name bruv

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There is one appendage that can



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Original post by brownsugar-xx
You were screaming it last night.


Oh yeah you were chasing me and I was running away cos your face is fugly bugly.

Na I forgot it.

Original post by KairosEden
If I only I could show you the reaction of the girls I've hip thrusted :rolleyes:


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Lol, I'd rather not bro.

We're they screaming like.

"oh my god hurry up already, when is it gonna get in"

And you be like.

"it is in :frown: "

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Original post by Mr.Intelligent


No vodka.

We have 40%. 5% off of vodka.

Russians won't complain :lol:


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Original post by Mubariz
What? That doesn't even make sense Danny.

Go home you're drunk.

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I'm getting a lot of these tonight:lol:

But I can explain. ..
Original post by KairosEden
No vodka.

We have 40%. 5% off of vodka.

Russians won't complain :lol:


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Russians will complain.

Don't confuse Russians with a lightweight like yourself.

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Original post by Mubariz
How is that gonna help you?

Get your squat big, you get a big ass.

Trust me, I bear the burden.

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You want a big ass Mubz? :sexface:

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Original post by Twinport53
So this isnt weird to you?




well it's more this



Original post by Mubariz
Lol, I'd rather not bro.

We're they screaming like.

"oh my god hurry up already, when is it gonna get in"

And you be like.

"it is in :frown: "

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Nah.

They all gave me the same reaction :frown:

"Too big".

Hence why I'm still a virgin :lol:



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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
No Vodka? :frown:



That back is small. The tightest spot. :sexface:



There is one appendage that can



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You would know :sex:
Original post by KairosEden
Can you bang mine out tho?


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Yeah but you have to get in line though. After Danny boi :sexface:

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Original post by Mr.Intelligent
You want a big ass Mubz? :sexface:

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Apparently I have one.

Which really does help me if I wear jeans which are in any way tight.

I have to get a few inches inch above my real waistline and then wear a belt.

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Original post by Mubariz
Russians will complain.

Don't confuse Russians with a lightweight like yourself.

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Someone knows my private life :lol:


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Original post by Mubariz
Oh yeah you were chasing me and I was running away cos your face is fugly bugly.

Na I forgot it.



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What can I say, I love the chase :colondollar:
Original post by brownsugar-xx
You were screaming it last night.


lol
Original post by Mr.Intelligent
Yeah but you have to get in line though. After Danny boi :sexface:

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Bish, I'm special. I cut in line.


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