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Original post by Twinport53



Do you moisturise your neck to prevent marks from the noose?


Of course.

Must avoid wrinkles and a double chin.


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Try not signing a player for nearly 2 years. We basically gave ourselves a transfer embargo :redface:

Original post by KairosEden
Of course.

Must avoid wrinkles and a double chin.
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Haha, surely a double chin comes from being a fat ****.
Is it bad that I just woke up now :erm:

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Original post by Twinport53
Oh ok :lovehug:

Tbh I can't remember anything after 11pm :redface:

You are gonna break my legs? :confused:

Il play with your hair til you fall asleep :h:


:lovehug:

But you come online after 11pm mostly. :redface:

Nope, AYA :colone:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :blush:

Original post by Mubariz
#getlostshesallmine

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#upyours :unimpressed:
Original post by Rosie786


Hey, this is a message for all the other girls trying it on Mubz, I will hunt you down and punish you, leave him alone, he is so mine


Keep it civil yea
Reply 1585
It all kicks off when im away:unimpressed:

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Is it bad that I just woke up now :erm:

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Hahah no way Eva! Really? :biggrin:

Original post by Rosie786
:lovehug:

But you come online after 11pm mostly. :redface:

Nope, AYA :colone:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :blush:


Love bite, not hug :colone:

Thats when I settle down with a book and a hot chocolate innit :rolleyes:

Whats AYA mean? :confused: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aya That? :rolleyes:

Nawhhhhhhh little Rosie Woise likes her hair played with awwwwwwwwww :tongue:
Reply 1587
Keep getting twinport and mubariz confused
:tea:

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Original post by Mubariz
ima keep it real and short: I love you Rosie


You are too young for me. :rolleyes:
Original post by Aph
Keep getting twinport and mubariz confused
:tea:

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Because why haha!? :biggrin:
Original post by Rosie786
I just wish I wasn't too old for you, I want you so bad but I know you don't want me cos I'm an old woman :frown: I guess I'll just live my life alone because life is not worth living without you


You can have Danny :biggrin:
Reply 1591
Original post by Twinport53
Because why haha!? :biggrin:


Don't know!! Just the way you speek and you're pictures look similar at a glance

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Original post by Twinport53


Love bite, not hug :colone:

Thats when I settle down with a book and a hot chocolate innit :rolleyes:

Whats AYA mean? :confused: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aya That? :rolleyes:

Nawhhhhhhh little Rosie Woise likes her hair played with awwwwwwwwww :tongue:


You mean the Suarez bite :colone:

Which your mummy makes for you :rolleyes:

Nooo babe. Annihilate your anus :colone:

Especially with your soft hands :kiss:
Original post by Aph
Don't know!! Just the way you speak and you're pictures look similar at a glance

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I didn't know Mubz was a retard aswell? :confused:

Original post by Mubariz
You can have Danny :biggrin:


Not again, she is ruthless :frown:
Original post by Twinport53
Hahah no way Eva! Really? :biggrin:


Yeah :tongue:

I was so tired yesterday and I was in hospital yesterday cause my health went a bit haywire :dontknow:

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Original post by Mubariz
Please Rosie, you are everything for me. You are my breath, my soul and my heart. Either of which I cannot survive without.


Stahp it. :frown:
Original post by Twinport53
I didn't know Mubz was a retard aswell? :confused:

Not again, she is ruthless :frown:


Okie, apparently nobody wants her

Aph, I volunteer you as tribute

Original post by Aph
Don't know!! Just the way you speek and you're pictures look similar at a glance

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Lol really?

Damn I need to change pronto
Original post by Rosie786
You mean the Suarez bite :colone:

Which your mummy makes for you :rolleyes:

Nooo babe. Annihilate your anus :colone:

Especially with your soft hands :kiss:


Depends if you have a scarf to cover your neck afterwards :rolleyes:

My mam is a lazy ass bitch, she won't make me anything :frown:

Erm, just because thats your favourite thing, doesn't mean its mine Rosie :redface:

They are pretty soft like, moisturising and all that :cool:
Original post by Mubariz
Okie, apparently nobody wants her

Aph, I volunteer you as tribute


That's a bit harsh :emo:
Reply 1599
Original post by Mubariz
Okie, apparently nobody wants her

Aph, I volunteer you as tribute



Lol really?

Damn I need to change pronto


Ok:smile:
Um its not too bad its just you're coloquialisms

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