I've slept with two girls since I arrived at uni on Saturday. Is this a record?

Or so he tells you, I'm sure he's exaggerating

two in 3 nights? What a poor show, no point bragging until it's at least 14 in that time.

Don't tell me which of your housemates managed this

I never claimed to know anybody who did, but even if OP is telling the truth, 2 is hardly noteworthy.

He was drunk and rang me every night of freshers. He cannot lie when drunk and is ridiculously blunt and yet overly emotional at the same time. I've heard from other sources as well, so I'm sure he's not lying either. Those 1am calls were hilarious, he was so scared by some of the girls! A lot of girls come up to him normally because he's really tall, they never seem to care that I'm there

It's hilarious how you can't tell when I'm being humorous lelelelelel

you still don't understand that things don't convey easily in text...

but i added in a winky face at the end!!!1!1

You mean during freshers week? My boyfriend had multiple girls grabbing him and trying to drag him away from his friends every night during freshers (he obviously didn't try to get with anyone as he was in a relationship with me). I'm going for your game being below par. I also know of a fair few people who slept with a different person every night, nothing remarkable about that.

Which is meaningless, especially given the subject matter

what actually happened was, one 3/10 munter tried to kiss him in club and he went through with it

sorry

It is a sign of the raucous laughter

Yes, lads, it's true. I banged two girls in 3 nights of being at uni. I just don't understand why it is just so easy for me. Surely this must be a record.