D&D Religion's "Ask About Judaism" Thread

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Reply 580

yawn

alasdair_R

FYI: Israel National Rugby Union Team

:rofl:

"Powerhouse"!

Well I never!

What international games have they ever played in? And...did they win? :wink:

Edit: Awww...bless. Israel is ranked 93rd out of 95 in the Rugby World rankings.

http://www.irb.com/EN/World+Rankings/world+rankings+full.htm

Reply 581

gemgems89

yawn

Edit: Awww...bless. Israel is ranked 93rd out of 95 in the Rugby World rankings.

http://www.irb.com/EN/World+Rankings/world+rankings+full.htm

Reply 582

pharmgirl

sir_inferno

tbh it's all a big venn diagram. jewish food was instilled into hungary, hungarian food got instilled in poland, polish food was assimilated by jews in poland and spread out over the region...it's all pretty similar stuff anyway :P

What about Safardi food? Much nicer. Got a bit of flavour and not all stodgy and slimey like gefilte fish, which I am convinced requires a genetic mutation of the taste gene only inherited by Jews. Or calf's foot jelly? Felafel and spicey lamb forever! I've just had vusht and chips for dinner by the way.

Reply 583

pharmgirl

Well if its the ones you've seen in Israel its because a lot of them arent actually Jewish but just fancied getting out of Russia. They have Christmas trees FFS.

Reply 584

pharmgirl

OK I have been known to have a ikkle Chrimbo tree too but only cos they are so pretty! What does pork taste like, I cant bring myself to eat it unless its pepperoni then it doesnt count....

Reply 585

Alasdair

Is Bondage Gear kosher?

pharmgirl

OK I have been known to have a ikkle Chrimbo tree too but only cos they are so pretty! What does pork taste like, I cant bring myself to eat it unless its pepperoni then it doesnt count....

Well pepperoni isn't exactly kosher either so... :p:

Don't worry, I'm sure you're not missing much. Pork sounds gross.

Reply 588

Agent Smith

Ah, yes, the old "round here Buddhists don't get any pudding" episode. Good old religion.

Reply 589

gemgems89

sir_inferno

Homer: So you're not oging to eat meat every again?
Lisa: No
Homer: Not even ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork Chops?
Lisa: NO
Homer: Bacon?
Lisa: Dad those all come from the same animal
Homer: Yes Lisa...some wonderful, MAGICAL animal...

Homer's lying.

Reply 590

gemgems89

Bismarck

Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Vanuatu gets a major earthquake and appears on the news for like the first time ever a day after I mention it on this thread? :smile:

Yes.

How would you know if you never tried it? :confused:

Wellllllllll........... :redface:

sir_inferno

what

Oh heck, never mind.

Reply 591

Thud

*drool* pork.....I gave up bacon for lent, it's killing me. :frown:

good footie game btw, I was really quite impressed with Israel. :p:

Reply 592

Agent Smith

Oh, yes, who won that?

Reply 593

gemgems89

Agent Smith

Oh, yes, who won that?

How can you not know?! :eek:

Twas 0-0. And yeah pretty good performance for Israel. Gotta feel sorry for England though! Pfft.

Reply 594

Thud

Israel's defence was **** in the first half, pulled it together in second.

The two offside goals were funny. lol. whole pub cheering then kind of fades away.

Reply 595

Socrates

gemgems89

How can you not know?! :eek:

Twas 0-0. And yeah pretty good performance for Israel. Gotta feel sorry for England though! Pfft.

How crap are Israel to not even beat England?!

:p:

Reply 596

gemgems89

Thud

Israel's defence was **** in the first half, pulled it together in second.

The two offside goals were funny. lol. whole pub cheering then kind of fades away.