what strange thongs do you do in the bathroom

I sing Glory, Glory Man Utd as loud as I can. Then after I have dropped my load off I take a look in the bowl to see what colour it is and how much there is. I then wipe my arse always using 3 bits of paper folded over. I also blow on the paper with poo on it so I can fold it again and get more use out of it. I never wash my hands unless I actually get poo on them which happens from time to time.

Now this...this is my type of thread. I love reading about what people do in their bathrooms

I once painted my nails whilst sitting on the toilet waiting for poo to come out, then I realised it'd be difficult to wipe and wash my butt with sticky nails

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Dude I talk to myself everywhere I go included when I'm stood at a bus stop in front of people. Don't even give a ****.

I often debate with myself using different accents then when I get bored of that I start beatboxing or singing to myself.