Quick! How do I get rid of unwanted dinner without my mum noticing?

Mums gone out for an hour and cooked some really horrible and tasteless chicken wings, I'm gonna make something else but what do I do with the wings?

If I throw them in the bin she'll just find them.

Reply 1

Champagne Supernova

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The best method would be to put food into mouth and chew.

Reply 2

Hayley Williams

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Original post by Longshot700

Mums gone out for an hour and cooked some really horrible and tasteless chicken wings, I'm gonna make something else but what do I do with the wings?

If I throw them in the bin she'll just find them.

Tell her you don't like them (that's what i would do with my mum) :biggrin:

It's some chicken wings for gods sake aha :biggrin:

Reply 3

dnor

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dump it in the neighbours bin. works every time

Reply 4

Bubzeh

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Don't be ungrateful Longshot. Your Mother's worked hard cooking for you.

Reply 5

vis break

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Dash them in the bin, then say you were using cleaning spray to clean something next to the wings and accidentaly you sprayed the wings and if u eat them ull die.

Reply 6

mintpuppy

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or you could be the honest guy you really are and tell her you didn't like them? :tongue:

Reply 7

2071067

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Original post by Bubzeh

Don't be ungrateful Longshot. Your Mother's worked hard cooking for you.

Not hard enough if it tastes like crap.
OP you are a pussy. I threw an autistic tantrum whenever I didn't like mummies cooking. Let that woman know she needs to step up her game

Reply 8

Enoxial

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Its times like this when it makes sense to say, "A dog is a man's best friend."

Reply 9

driftawaay

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.... dump them into the bin outside. Simple. :colonhash:

Reply 10

Longshot700

OP

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Original post by Plutonian

Not hard enough if it tastes like crap.
OP you are a pussy. I threw an autistic tantrum whenever I didn't like mummies cooking. Let that woman know she needs to step up her game

Wut

Reply 11

vis break

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Original post by Plutonian

Not hard enough if it tastes like crap.
OP you are a pussy. I threw an autistic tantrum whenever I didn't like mummies cooking. Let that woman know she needs to step up her game

Awesome a new rare pepe for my collection! #dank

Reply 12

Longshot700

OP

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Original post by driftawaay

.... dump them into the bin outside. Simple. :colonhash:

She'll know that too.

Reply 13

driftawaay

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Original post by Longshot700

She'll know that too.

Really, does she go and look in bins and unwrap everything to check whats in it?

Or are you just trolling?

Reply 14

schmuur

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Original post by Longshot700

Mums gone out for an hour and cooked some really horrible and tasteless chicken wings, I'm gonna make something else but what do I do with the wings?

If I throw them in the bin she'll just find them.

take the meat off the bones the fry them with salt and seasoning, then serve them with whatever else you are going to cook for yourself. or if thats too much effort eat them with ketchup to give them taste

Reply 15

2071067

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Original post by vis break

Awesome a new rare pepe for my collection! #dank

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Reply 16

Longshot700

OP

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Original post by driftawaay

Really, does she go and look in bins and unwrap everything to check whats in it?

Or are you just trolling?

She'll see the chicken wings on top.

lol hater.

Reply 17

driftawaay

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Original post by Longshot700

She'll see the chicken wings on top.

lol hater.

She doesnt if you wrap it in a paper towel and put it in a plastic bag. For extra security, you can just put the plastic bag deeper into the bin, not directly on top.

lol silly boy who doesnt know how to hide chicken wings.

Reply 18

Longshot700

OP

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Original post by driftawaay

She doesnt if you wrap it in a paper towel and put it in a plastic bag. For extra security, you can just put the plastic bag deeper into the bin, not directly on top.

lol silly boy who doesnt know how to hide chicken wings.