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Reply 20

DeadEnd_96

If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum how would you want me? Smooth or rough? :sexface:

Reply 21

GymLord

lol, this sounds like my biology teacher. He's always making biology jokes

Reply 22

RMNDK

Are you IAA by chance?
Cos I'm feeling some elongation downstairs...

Everytime I'm with you, my sympathetic nervous system secretes more noradrenaline onto my SAN.
At the epithelial cells, you are glucose, and I am the sodium. We always go together.

I'd like to insert my DNA fragments into your vector.
Oh would you look at that, my genitals seem to be complementary to your yours. Would you like to test out the induced fit hypothesis?

I know I'm not a phospholipid as I'm not attracted to fatty things.

If I was Adenine, I'd be paired with Thymine because screw U.

I've got a Y chromosome. Which makes me more susceptible to X-linked disorders so **** you.

Ok those last three were a bit insulting, but I tried.

Reply 23

undercxver

Original post by quasa

ok.... (btw, i only just realised you were a girl :lol:

)

Oh wait, did you think I'm using the chat up line on you? :rofl:

Cos I'm not. :toofunny:

I was unsure if it was biology.

Reply 24

Rigitic4000

Original post by AntEquizi

Has anybody got any amazing/funny chat up lines that relate to biology. ie if I was an enzyme if be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.

If I was a heart I would have an atheroma because I love sugar and fats

Reply 25

Rigitic4000

If I was in an equation it would be a redox equilibria because I have oxidation and reduction so I am an OILRIG (Greasy)

Reply 26

quasa

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Original post by undercxver

Oh wait, did you think I'm using the chat up line on you? :rofl:

Cos I'm not. :toofunny:

I was unsure if it was biology.

it was also chemistry :lol:

the reason why i did ok... was because it seemed a bit clumsily worded.

protons, neutrons etc are chemistry/ physics.

bio is stuff about living organisms

Reply 27

Treen98

Are you about to divide? Because I can see your cleavage :tongue:

Reply 28

PiersNailher

Are you a starter codon? Because you're turning me on

Reply 29

TeenPolyglot

If I'm a substrate, you be my active site.

Because I'd fit in you perfectly.

(That feeling when you only do GCSE and know nothing.)

Reply 30

PiersNailher

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyse this reaction?

Reply 31

kkboyk

We can be like antibodies, and agglutinate :sexface:

Reply 32

cmr98

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you :creep:

Reply 33

PiersNailher

I'll fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body

Reply 34

Rigitic4000

I will finger a doughnut and fill it with CSGO knives

Reply 35

PiersNailher

Do you want to extract some protein from my column

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 36

Smegg

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Reply 37

PhysicsIP2016

Are you adrenaline? Because my heart beats faster when I'm with you

Reply 38

JCrabster77

If I was a protein I would be a myprotein.com because you get free prote with vouchers. I also like the merge and one of their members, rate my pp out of 10

Reply 39

username2097061

The only biology joke that my teacher made was when he gave us a massive booklet on respiration with a massive slogan ' MIGHT MITOCHONDRIA' on the front with an mitochondria wearing a cape... :redface: