OK, I lied. Both Britain and America struggle with immigrants. Some immigrants, that is. Those who are more likely to steer towards criminal behaviour because of low intelligence, learning and communication difficulties or their position in a broken family.
And yet Britain struggles more as does every European country. You know why? European countries are racist, inbred, careless, rude, uptight and that's the way they've always been. America was built on the foundation of multi-culturalism.
From its outset it was not one people and although European settlers from the different countries viciously battled they also made peace and there became hope. Say what you will about America but I love the place.
For all its faults it is the future of this world, it is the only place that can integrate anyone, there are so many places there, from the plains of Tennesee to the steel and glass canyons of New York City. If you live in America there is far less racism than anywhere else in the world.
Each European people has its strengths and weaknesses. The Germans are engineering geniuses and technically unparalled musicians. The French are style connoiseurs and know hospitality like the back of their hands. The Greeks harbour and continue to hold dear to their hearts impossibly wise old knowledge and traditions. The Dutch are delightful and romantic. And yet each has its blind spots, its Achilles heal.
America doesn't. America is a watercolour painting that you just can't pinpoint. If you don't like it you're just not seeing it for what it really is. America loves you and someday you will love it even if you don't know now. Together we stand and divided we fall and in America we're all together in no man's land. Sure, there's crime, there's inequality and yet the prizes are so rich there, and the hearts so true, and the mouths so open and dear and the minds so independent and free that all that happens there is simply the dilemmas of existence being played out to their maximum potential.
See, if I was talking about Britain now, like any European country I'd be putting it down. Because all European countries really do blow. That's why immigrants cause a big headache in Europe. Europeans are rude, narrow-minded and tunnel visioned.
In Britain if you feel passionate emotions, if you want to experience life more broadly than engaging in jokes and laughter then you get spat (speaking allegorically) like a leper 'cause British people don't have feelings, officially speaking. In France you can be open about your feelings as you like and it's normal and yet, and yet you can't be funny because the French don't have a great appreciation of irony and are a little too self-important. America somehow has the right blend of all the elements, ya know? Even the drunkards over there speak more sense than ours!
In America you will fulfill your entire potential. I can't wait to move there once I'm qualified to get a good job over there.
Thanks for reading, bless ya, and debate about it if ya like.