Make it More Coin-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 23rd of May is Lucky Penny Day :woo:

Let us coin some original puns to celebrate :ahee:

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Reply 1

penguingirl18

Florin Nightingale
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility

I hope I'm not shilling the beans!

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Reply 2

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Florin Nightingale
Guinea Weasley
Cents and Sensibility

I hope I'm not shilling the beans!

good work pg ! :girl:

the people of Shilling are lovin' it :h:

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Amayi,
mwina mwalakwitsa chikwama chanu?
Big Ntshembo mtsikana wanthambi adapeza
molawirira mmawa uno kuseri kwa kanyumba ka mishoni.
Anali pafupi ndi ma gentlemen's.
Ngati mukufuna kupeza chinthu ichi
ingobwerani ku reception ndikukhala
kucheza mwanzeru ndi wamkulu N'Wayitelo.
Akuyang'anira m'kabati yake yapadera,
pamodzi ndi zinthu zina zambiri zachikopa,
zida zoimbira ndi tilapia woyimba .
Mwina mungakonde kuchotsa madontho
kuchokera ku chikwama chanu musanachigwiritsenso pagulu?
Ingofunsani wamkulu wa N'W kuti akubwerekeni Pledge™ 2-in-1 spray
ndi mswachi wa canine.

Nsuku Mashila Makumba

Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira zinthu zomwe zikusowa ndi izo

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Reply 3

meddad

Not sure whether this thread makes cents

Reply 4

meddad

2p or not 2p that is the question

Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on

Reply 5

Fullofsurprises

Forrest Chump Change ("Run Forrest, Run to the ATM")

Creature from the Crypto

The Stablecoins of the Minotaur

The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments

Farthing Ted

Farthing from the Mad Crowd :biggrin:

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Reply 8

Cote1

Original post by penguingirl18

Farthing from the Mad Crowd :biggrin:

Reply 9

Cote1

Shillings List

A Pound The World In Eighty Days

Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)

The Cointer Sisters

50p Shades of Grey

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Reply 10

the bear

Original post by meddad

Not sure whether this thread makes cents

2p or not 2p that is the question

Not sure if I've coined a pun there, or whether I'm just bladdering on

good work Sir Meddad :yay:

Reply 11

TriplexA

How many dimes do I have to say bear's pun threads are priceless? :biggrin:

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Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

Forrest Chump Change ("Run Forrest, Run to the ATM")

Creature from the Crypto

The Stablecoins of the Minotaur

The Hunger Games Poundtrack by Taylor Swift-Payments

these are worth their weight in gold Ma'am :girl:

the people of Shilling are clutching their sides :h:

#2 is especially noteworthy :teehee:

Amayi,
Mwina mumawononga ndalama zambiri pakupanga kwanu kwatsiku ndi tsiku?
Zodzoladzola zimatha kuwononga kwambiri chikwama chanu.
Dona wamasiku ano akufunika yankho lothandiza!
Ingobwerani kuti mukalandire ndikucheza ndi Djenebou wamkulu.
Banja lake lakhala likupanga zinthu zokongola
kuchokera kuzinthu zachilengedwe kwa mibadwomibadwo.
Chimodzi mwa zinthu zake zotchuka kwambiri ndi mkaka wa ngamila.
Amangotengera Kwacha 212 pa ziwiri zokha.
Ngati simukukondwera ndi chitsimikiziro chachikulu cha D kubweza ndalama
mtengo wonse palibe mafunso omwe adafunsidwa.

Hamidou Konimba Diallo

Wachiwiri Wothandizira Woyang'anira zinthu zokongola ndi izi

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Reply 13

the bear

Original post by Cote1

Farthing Ted

Shillings List

A Pound The World In Eighty Days

Rita, Sue and Bob Two........(in olden days a bob was a shilling, don't you know)

The Cointer Sisters

50p Shades of Grey

these are great value pound for pound :girl:

#4 is especially witty. i am holding a florin in my hand as i type :yep:

the people of Shilling are experiencing a magnitude 6.2 mirthquake :afraid:

Amayi,
mawa madzulo tikhala tikuchita chaka chilichonse
charity twerkathon ku Hastings Banda parkour center.
Chaka chino ndalamazo zipita ku Space Hopper Athletes In Need.
Monga momwe mungaganizire, anyamata ndi atsikana awa
adavutika kwambiri panthawi yotsekera ndi izi.
Ndi thandizo lanu iwo akhoza kubwereranso.
Ngati mukufuna kutenga nawo mbali pa kuvina,
ingobwerani ku phwando ndikucheza ndi Aïssata wamkulu.
Ndalama zolowera ndi Kwacha 84.
Izi zikuphatikizapo mbale ya Chambo ndi botolo la Kachasu.
Ngati mulibe mathalauza anu a yoga
mutha kubwereka awiri kwa wamkulu A.
Amazipanga kunyumba kuchokera ku khungu la mvuu ndi spandex™.
Mabataniwo ndi mano enieni a nkhandwe.

Youba Bocar Zerbo

Deputy Assistant Manager wa lady dancing ndi zimenezo

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the bear